I mean if the place is called Hooters, wouldn't there be female Owls to entertain the male Owls so they come back for more.

Professor, is your parents an Owl and a Human? Freaky sight when they mated.

Is, are, and...

Quite the response my little poem generated! I am more than humbled by this, even though it's more likely a chance occurance than anything having to do with me in particular. And of my birth parents: no one quite knows. It's a mystery wrapped in an engima that I intend to keep as a personal riddle until the right time arrives, friend.

Owls aren't vampires, they can be out in daylight if they weren't asleep.

Owls are lazy.

Nihilius, do you enjoy people making fun of you?




I think so.

Of course I do. Why wouldn't I?

Owls are nocturnal, period. So they can't stand the daylight with they large eyes.

Oh man.

They large eyes.

It just gets worse and worse.

And he isn't the only one like him, you know.

Please stop talking about owls.

Joren Logan

Please stop talking about owls.

How about parrots? They're fantastic as well.

Nah. How about Hawks?