Owls also don't smoke.

... or wear glasses....

...or eat ice cream...

Or even talk like humans. Owls hoot every night and they couldn't be out in daylight.

See what happens when you get high?

...and owls are usually not pink, either.

Shows how much you all know about owls!!!

*Goes out to eat at Hooters*

Owls be not pink. Hooters be round.

Owls hoot every night and they couldn't be out in daylight.

Thank you very much, Bill Nye. Want a fucking cookie? I think it's time for you to be changed.

lol...


Thank you for that, Nihilius.

No problem, Joren. Do you think there's some female Owls that work at Hooters and hoot their customers well?

What?