hmmm
That's good and interesting...*scratches his chin*
Vlad the Impaler... must be where your friendly local vampire exterminator got the wooden stake to the heart idea.
... Gue has a friendly local vampire exterminator?
Doesn't everyone?
:shifty
No? Where can I get one? Do they sell them in grocery stores?
Used personnel stores. Usually next to wal-mart.
mm I don't have Vlad the Impaler in my family history, but I do have Charlemagne :b darn, I'm crushed, I'm not related to Prince William :b
One of my ancestors actually believed himself to be a large, furry, cat. Now this is odd in and of itself, but was made only the stranger by the fact that he was immensely wealthy.
His bed was a giant pillow, akin to a cat-bed. In place of a washroom, he had a giant litter box and a staff of cleaners... By far the strangest part, however, would be his pension to feline behaviour... He died choking on the tiny bones of a captured mouse.
His bed was a giant pillow, akin to a cat-bed. In place of a washroom, he had a giant litter box and a staff of cleaners... By far the strangest part, however, would be his pension to feline behaviour... He died choking on the tiny bones of a captured mouse.