St. Peter was walking a group of new souls through Heaven on their "Intro to The Pearly Gates" orientation tour. They first came to a huge mosque-like building where all the Muslim souls in Heaven were worshiping Allah in His allness.

The next building they visited was like the first, only here were all the Buddhists. Then the tour dropped in on the Jews in Temple, and then the Hindus.

Finally St. Peter brought the group outside the Church were all the Christian souls were worshiping. "Please be very quiet looking in on the Christians," St. Peter told the tour group.

"Why is that?" someone asked.

"Well," he replied, "they think they're the only ones up here."

That joke was mildly funny the first time I saw it. :)

I think the quote in my sig (*points*) says everything I have to say.

Matt Good -- Omissions of the Omen.