eBay is so dangerously addictive.

Yes, yes it is. My fingers are just twitching to order things I don't have the money for, and the thought of being arrested right afterwards for breaking the contract or whatnot is the only thing that keeps me from not going ahead and placing bids on anything and everything I see of interest.

Oh woe.

e-bay is owned by the devil.

No, but I'm sure the devil uses e-bay.

Souls are going cheap nowadays.

*sews milkshakes lips and eyes together then laces him with cyanide and runs away*

Good to know Kamon is in his normal mood.

*sneaks up behind Silus and puts a small bomb in the hood of his cloak then runs away again*

Oh yeah. Forgot something.

*Detonates bomb*

Ebay rules, I spend far too much (quality) time there as it is.

I might try selling locational oxygen on eBay: "Need better air? We'll send it to you from our highly advanced oxygen factory! Serving all locations in the world, for a suitable fee for your easier breathing and well being."

...I don't think that's been done before, and people seem to be stupid enough to believe products, no matter how out there.

I bid on a set of alloys for my car on ebay once.

I was outbid at the last second (quite literally) by another user.

I was quite disappointed.