... roflol.



[herman] its easy as abxc


* Finn apologises for her rabbit like activity
[Finn] that could be read a few ways..I mean jumping about


[Ak] Today, a blind man who was begging for change addressed me as I walked past.
[Ak] I gave him a quarter, and he said "thank you kind sir"
[Ak] then, he asked me what time it was, so out of habit, i held up my watch.
[Ak] He said, "11:56? Thanks buddy."


[@ANARCHEY] LOL da_rut@hotmail.com intentionally sent me a few mails with a virus in it.. luckily my Norton picked it up... now i was gonna subscribe his e-mail address with some gay porn sites... first site i tried he was already subscribed to :P


[_Gandalf_] if i were mexican i'd have something witty and funny to say...


[weasel] i made a thing that turns red when you left click it and blue when you right click it
[weasel] and now i can't stop clicking it
[sponge] thats sad
[weasel] no, what's sad is that this took me 2 hours to write and debug


[Purelimit] Fuck man we hear about all these terrorists nowadays
[SgtPayne] Yeah but most came here legally staying after their visas expired
[Purelimit] Are u fucking serious
[SgtPayne] Yeah compare that too blockbuster if your 3 days late their people are all over you
[Purelimit] yeah lets put blockbuster in charge of immagration
[SgtPayne] rofl


[Virus_the_snafu] What is it with Nazis and burning things?
[Virus_the_snafu] What do you do with Books?--Burn Them! What do you do with Jews?--Burn Them! What do you do with Disabled People?--Burn Them! And Now Homeless?--Hey why not Burn Them!
[Kel] I think it had to do with the German's primitive state of mind.. "hey look! I made fire! lets put it on things and see what happens!!"


[MikeTheLanceman] IT AIN'T ROCKET SURGERY PEOPLE.


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[edisk] what is this, some kind of lame winamp visualization?

Roflol!

They are hilarious....

Thanks for those, gave me a good laugh.

Um, I don't get it.

But please don't tell me.

Ok.

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Anyone got a link?

www.bash.org ...?

[thep0et] working sucks, i stay home all day
[thep0et] i might as well be black


[Necron] man, can't even start an op war in here anymore.
[Necron] :(
*** Necron was kicked by Conskill (Conskill)
[Conskill] Op war won.


[[]qube] Plz, someone tell me where i can download GEFORCE 4, i need it, i got so low fps in cs =( /msg me FAST!!!!!!!


[birdnest] only thing wrong ith canada is they are communists


[edeity] DDoS attack on a nightclub bar, get all your friends to keep asking for water.


[Calvinosaur] Water parks should make their entrances narrow, say 24 inches. If you can't fit through sideways, then you're too fat to be wearing a swimsuit in public.


Eudox says: my god...
Eudox says: I'm really not used to sending letters
Eudox says: it just took my 10 minutes to work out I had to lick the thingy to make it stick :|


[devilc0ck] guess who'z d/l'ing turtle power
[devilc0ck] guess who'z d/l'ing turtle power
[devilc0ck] guess who'z got the ninja rap..
[fingers] guess who's all alone in thinking how kewl that is


[dakonis] i think you should have to pass a test to be able to use a keyboard with a capslock key


[Boogieman] and I saw a girl and was like "hey baby, you lookin' for a good time"
[Boogieman] and she said "yes"
[Boogieman] and I just sorta stared
[Boogieman] cause I don't usually get that far
[Boogieman] and I didn't have anything to say


ThatIsDamnGood: Stupidity is an inexhaustible natural resource
ThatIsDamnGood: Someday we'll learn to generate electrical power from it
ThatIsDamnGood: And it will change the world

-Thumb-do you know of any major organizations that are similar the CDC?
<LUCENT>-Lucent-who?
<THUMB>-Thumb-center for disease control
<LUCENT>-Lucent-i said WHO
<THUMB>-Thumb-what? i'm asking you
<LUCENT>-Lucent-World Health Organization

<MercyBeat> For those of you planning on seeing the third LOTR movie at the theater her are some survival tips.
<MercyBeat> 1. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, "Wait... where the hell is Harry Potter?"
<MercyBeat> 2. Block the entrance to the theater while screaming: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" - After the movie, say "Lucas could have done it better."
<MercyBeat> 3. At some point during the movie, stand up and shout: "I must go! Middle Earth needs me!" and run and try to jump into the screen. After bouncing off, return quietly to your seat.
<MercyBeat> 4. Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip every time someone says: "The Ring."
<MercyBeat> 5. Point and laugh whenever someone dies.
<MercyBeat> 6. Ask the nearest ring-nut if he thinks Gandalf went to Hogwarts
<MercyBeat> 7. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson."
<MercyBeat> 8. When Aragorn is crowned king, stand up and at the top of your lungs sing, "And I did it.... MY way...!"
<MercyBeat> 9. At the end, complain that Gollum was offensive to Ethiopians
<MercyBeat> 10. Talk like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite off someone's finger and fall down the stairs.
<MercyBeat> 11. When Shelob appears, pinch the guy in front of you on the back of the neck.
<MercyBeat> 12. Dress up as old ladies and reenact "The Battle of Helms Deep" Monty Python style.
<MercyBeat> 13. When Denethor lights the fire, shout "Barbecue!"
<MercyBeat> 14. Ask people around you who they think is the next "Terminator" sent from the Middle Earth of the future to assassinate Frodo Baggins
<MercyBeat> 15. In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout "RUN FOREST, RUN!"
<MercyBeat> 16. Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I'm Tolkien about!" See how long it takes before you get kicked out of the theatre.
<MercyBeat> 17. During a wide shot of a battle, inquire, "Where's Waldo?"
<MercyBeat> 18. Talk loudly about how you heard that there is a single frame of a nude Elf hidden somewhere in the movie.
<MercyBeat> 19. Start an Orc sing-a-long.
<MercyBeat> 20. Come to the premiere dressed as Frankenfurter and wander around looking terribly confused.

Poinky> so, there is to be war between us...
brett1479> war?
p3nt4g0n> huh?
Mororvia> good god ya'll
p3nt4g0n> wha?

Matrix_McCloud> i can't imagine sticking anything in your mouth farther than like 4 inches
Matrix_McCloud> without puking
Oolong> you have to do it a certain way
Oolong> if you line your throat up right it just slides in
Oolong> or if his schlong is bent downwars
Matrix_McCloud> then if it touches the edge, your nose lights up red and beeps

JonTG> What's more fun than swinging a dead baby around on a rope?
JonTG> Stopping it with a shovel.

@graspee_leemoor> brazil v italy women's volleyball is about to start
@graspee_leemoor> you'll get no sense out of me
* Snaar hands graspee some tissues
Bucket_Mouse> who you cheering for
%Snaar> the girls
Bucket_Mouse> which girls?
%Snaar> you know
%Snaar> two legs
%Snaar> two arms
%Snaar> various holes
%Snaar> THE GIRLS
Bucket_Mouse> ITALY GIRLS OR BRAZIL GIRLS
%Snaar> why are you being racist :-
%Snaar> they are both fine girls
Bucket_Mouse> oh, i thought you were playing favorites
%Snaar> the point of female sports is just to enjoy the show

aakashdheer: my grandmother gave me a wish
aakashdheer: i could either have a perfect memory or a huge penis
aakashdheer: i can't remember my decision

RST> you suck huge donkey dick
RST> and not only you
RST> but your sister too
RST> !
Felon> what happens in Tijuana stays in Tijuana
Felon> you know the rules

Quasadu> i'm the kind of guy who, when i accidentally see myself naked in the mirror, i think "my god if i saw that in the woods i'd shoot it and run back to the car"

Jason> One time I walked into my parents bedroom and they were having sex, it was traumatizing for them
Jason> Not so much that I walked in, but that I started shouting "LET THAT BITCH HAVE IT"