* kitten has quit IRC (Killed (NickOP (Kill requested by kittster))) [BlackAIR] kitten got killed?? [Propagandhi] ALRIGHT, WHO IN HERE IS MASTERBATING!?
[Optical-i] Cool, how was work? [particle] it was alright [particle] I had a big bean burrito for lunch before work. [particle] I was blasting customer service all over the place today
[Foxx] im never fallin in love [Foxx] i've decided [FuriousC] you dont choose who you love, love chooses you [FuriousC] and that little fucking son of a bitch sticks itself to your face like the godless bloodsucking bastards in Alien and refuses to let go until it has drained your soul and left you an empty shell of a human being
crazycougr: saw rick james died? phaded 001: yup crazycougr: 'natural causes' phaded 001: wonder what chappelle is gonna do now crazycougr: cocaine is natural isnt it?
Trikkz R 4 Kidz: YO Trikkz R 4 Kidz: WASSUP? tetsu2051: presumably not your shift key
[chibo] Found something pretty rad. $5 FBI hat purchased at HOPE. Blew past a cop at 85. Looked over at the cop, he read the hat, saluted, and retargeted someone else with the radar gun. Not too bad for $5. Highly recommended.
[Mansion_Maniac] I just realized something [TheEnforcer] ?? [Phone] ?? [Mansion_Maniac] if you renamed "humans" as "Terrans"; "aliens" as "Zerg"; and "Predators" as "Protoss", the new Aliens vs. Predator movie would totally be a movie adaptation of StarCraft.
[Slime] I saw a headline on the newspaper today: "Horrific Rape in Alley", or something. [Slime] I was like "Is there any other kind of rape?" [Slime] "HILARIOUS RAPE AS CLOWN SODOMIZED"
[Echo5ive] I am not a Japanese schoolgirl, so I can’t type 80wpm with my thumbs on a cell phone.
[annillace] we landed in vegas, and the pilot says [annillace] "those of you needing wheelchair assistance, please remain seated"
Oh my fucking god this shit is hilarious! I've never seen this site before... this is the funniest shit I've ever read in my life. Thank you Kas.
t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right BlackAdder> i believe i speak for all of us when i say... BlackAdder> WRONG BTICH BlackAdder> IM SICK OF YOU BlackAdder> AND YOUR LAME STORIES BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE THINKS YOURE FUNNY BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR STORIES BlackAdder> IN FACT BlackAdder> IF YOU DIED RIGHT NOW BlackAdder> I DON"T THINK NOBODY WOULD CARE BlackAdder> SO WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT FAG *** t0rbad sets mode: +b BlackAdder*!*@*.* *** BlackAdder has been kicked my t0rbad ( ) t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right CRCError> right heartless> Right. r3v> right
(Mootar) morons. (Mootar) these people who live in my apartment complex are connected to my wireless (Mootar) they must think they're super-cool hackers by breaking into my completely unsecure network (Mootar) unfortunatly, the connection works both ways (Mootar) long story short, they now have loads of horse porn on their computer
reuben> somebody keeps jiggling the doorknob on my front door, then running away reuben> i don't know if i should call the police, or hook up some electricity to the doorknob cristobal> why don't you put ice on the stairs cristobal> and heat up the door knob cristobal> and swing paint buckets down from your two story foyer cristobal> then a few years later, fade from the public eye.....
hilo21) ima looking for a site that seels amp hilo21) ima looking for a site that seels amps hilo21) iam looking for a site that seels amps hilo21) I am looking for a site that sells amps nexxai) how bout you look for a site that teaches english? hilo21) fuck you nexxai) Lemme guess, you'd kick my ass, but can't read the road signs to get to my house?
lol lol lol
Mikkel> If you went camping and you got REALLY drunk with your friend and you woke up the next morning with a condom stuck up your ass would you tell anybody? Celestya> i dont think so Mikkel> Wanna go camping?
lmao
kylev> BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA kylev> hahahahaha kylev> some girl just came onto our floor kylev> and was yelling "sexual favors for anyone who does my sociology paper" kylev> i just asked her what the paper was about kylev> and she said the accomplishments and growth of feminism `Neo> bahahahaha
Oh man.
blazemore> LITTLETON, Colo. - Colorado officials plan to try a 15-year-old boy as an adult for allegedly offering a Sony PlayStation to have his aunt killed. FlipTopBx> is it modded?
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WiLdSeXyPrInCeSs> i luv guyz where would they be wifout us gals??? XeNoX> Still in the Garden Of Eden you gullible bitch.
lol
jeebus> the "bishop" came to our church today jeebus> he was a fucken impostor jeebus> never once moved diagonally
lmao
Zybl0re> get up Zybl0re> get on up Zybl0re> get up Zybl0re> get on up phxl|paper> and DANCE nmp3bot dances :D-< nmp3bot dances :D|-< nmp3bot dances :D/-< [SA]HatfulOfHollow> i'm going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet
heath> then wouldn't being vegetarian mess up the food chain doing the ecological system harm? heath> just a thought... hoemonkey> yeah.....cause then you let the cows think that they're better.. and then the cows will start eating us. good point, heath.
Miyomei2: I had my portable CD player, and took it in the bathroom with me while I went to pee. Miyomei2: And the second I whipped my penis out, the theme song to 'Rocky' started playing. Miyomei2: I've never felt more manly than in that moment.
lib1790> so, at this college there was an extra credit question "Is hell endothermic or exothermic" lib1790> this is what one kid wrote: lib1790> First, we postulate that if souls exist, then they must have some mass. If they do, then a mole of souls can also have a mass. So, at what rate are souls moving into hell and at what rate are souls leaving? I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. lib1790>As for souls entering hell, lets look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to hell. Since, there are more than one of these religions and people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all people and all souls go to hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in hell to increase exponentially. lib1790> Now, we look at the rate of change in volume in hell. Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in hell to stay the same, the ratio of the mass of souls and volume needs to stay constant. lib1790>So, if hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter hell, then the temperature and pressure in hell will increase until all hell breaks loose (i.e.,Hell is exothermic). liv1790>Of course, if hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in hell, than the temperature and pressure will drop until hell freezes over (i.e.,Hell is endothermic). lib1790>So which is it? If we accept the postulate given by Ms.Therese Banyan during my freshman year, "That it will be a cold night in hell before I go out with you," and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having a relationship with her, the second case cannot be true. Therefore, hell is exothermic. lib1790> the kid was the only one who got credit
