That is byfar the worst pirate I have ever seen.

*shows them a pirate by dressing up as Captain Feathersword and dons a fethersword to slay people with*

*makes it obvious that she has been watching WAYYYYYY too much Wiggles with Maggie and EJ*

ArrRRrrRRrrRRrRRRRrr

Shiver me timbers, it's a piraty week!

Wasn't this the other week?

Arr! Us Imperials be kickin' the scurvy GC's asses from one end of the yo-hoin' galaxy to the other! Yaharr!

My son loves the Wiggles.

Wags me hearty, go fetch the stick. Go on.

Well, blow me down. *gets blown down* Awful windy out here, me heartys.

Arr, it ain't the 19th no more.

Alright, Jan. You're ruining it for everyone with your "logic" and "common sense".

ArrRRRrRR, what's a merry date m'lads! T'nighte is young!