Well, if that don't beat all. Today be talk like a pirate day! Arrr! Swab the decks and hoist the mainsails! It's a piratey day for us pirates. Anyone have a peg-leg hangin' around f'me t'use? Who's go t'parrot?

if the calendar was working, you would see that Friday September 19 is National Talk Like A Pirate Day. You must obey! Yarrr.

Arrrrrrrrrr!*slaps parrot with the butt of his sword*I DO IT FIRST ME HARTY!


ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ridiculous,bloody ridiculous.

Arrr, matey, me be already a pirate where me ship sails, so dis be nuthin as to talk like 'dems.

If ye be wantin' pirates, I suggest ye gets to Nar Shaddaa and finds ye some...

Uh...

We gots a live one here maties!

Scurvy!

Aye matey. Now swab the decks and clean the poop deck. It's gonne be one blimey of a trip. And don' let the scurvy set in. Eats yer fruits and veggies. Can't be havin me sailors dying on me. Tis a pirates life fer me!

A sad day it is, when tainted, the water in the galaxy becomes...hmmmm....?