So, who all wants to see my latest AIM conversations? They are sexually explicit and have references to the grand scheme of things TNO. The first one is between me and Telan. The second one is between me and Kach Thorton.

I shalt kill you if you post such a thing.

And ours wasn't really explicit, but I gotta admit, I wanna see just what you and telan were saying...

I want to see it! I've always wondered what happens between TNO members when I'm not paying there.

Oh god help me.....

Trying to make me jealous, Park? Cos' I know you ain't got shit on me, hombre.

Mwah!

And by the by, posting AIM convorsations is still a taboo... unless all parties are in consent at the material is not flammable or bait.

Well both Telan and Kach consented in the conversations themselves when I told them it would be posted, and Seth Vinda approved so long as I applied a warning, so here we go:

WARNING: FOLLOWING MATERIEL NOT APPROPRIATE FOR PEOPLE UNDER THE AGE OF, OH, 16-18.



Convo #1:

AdmKraken10: Hey it's my favorite German jew what's up?
QLancer18: Im not jewish
QLancer18: but other than that - Im well
AdmKraken10: Your not a jew? How about a hippie? I know your a peace person.
QLancer18: now I know you've gone insane
AdmKraken10: And how about Simon Kaine? Quite a pansy isn't he?
AdmKraken10: I mean, a pussy rather.
QLancer18: are you intentionally goading me?
QLancer18: or do you seek a demotion for IC's sake
AdmKraken10: No. Hey, Kach is on. Wanna have a three way?
QLancer18: if you wish
QLancer18: but i urge you to make it fast
QLancer18: sleep will cklaim me soon
AdmKraken10: Ok. I walk into your bedroom and start making nose rubbing motions with you. Kach comes in and starts to unzip your pants.
QLancer18: just mount me and be done with it - -I work in the morning
QLancer18: muah!
AdmKraken10: Ok. While I caress your chest and deep throat you, Kack mounts you and starts panting like a jew whore.
QLancer18: you're incorigible my friend
QLancer18: positively incorigible
QLancer18: I havent used that word in a while - -thank you
QLancer18: 10 points for me
AdmKraken10: Kach screams for mercy, while I start to exhale heavily.
QLancer18: stop
QLancer18: lol
QLancer18: im laughing a bit too hard
QLancer18: my sides will split
AdmKraken10: You do realize that I will copy and paste this entire conversation to the TRF boards right?
QLancer18: oh of course
QLancer18: so - any new business
QLancer18: sleep comes
QLancer18: io can fend her off for only so much longer
AdmKraken10: No not really. I am engaging the Coalition in a new engagement coming soon, and I will soon be unveiling a new picket ship design, yeah that's right, while you and Kach keep designing battleships I'm filling out our picket ships.
QLancer18: no one designs battleships but me
QLancer18: kach will soon have his r and d powers stripped of him if he attempts to interfere in my fiefdom
QLancer18: im engaging the coalition ina small border skirmish
QLancer18: just so I can get to know cuvis luscerne
AdmKraken10: Yeah he's an R&D freak. What about Lance Shipwright, you want to get to know him?
QLancer18: of course
QLancer18: but i have 3 rps right now
QLancer18: and i need to get back inton the swing of things
AdmKraken10: Lance is new to TRF, and he needs someone to train him to do fleeting threads.
QLancer18: whats his allegiance
AdmKraken10: He'll be in my thread, but he could always use some good ole Kraut fleet intelligence.
AdmKraken10: He's with the Coalition. You know how it is, they get three, we get one.
QLancer18: of course
QLancer18: well im off
QLancer18: log in sometime after 1500 hrs EST tomorrow
QLancer18: and we can speak again
QLancer18: for we need to
QLancer18: there are some things i want to discuss
AdmKraken10: sure thing boss.

Auto response from QLancer18: In the throes of slumber doth der Baron lie, blind to the world and deaf to its pleas. Soon he shall arise and lord over it once more: hark!...and hail

QLancer18: Morning you daemonic trogladyte

Auto response from AdmKraken10: I am not here right now. Can I take a message?



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Convo #2:

AdmKraken10: Hey mr. Jew what's up?
DABoredJohnny: not much, you?
AdmKraken10: not much. Just randomley calling people around and stuff.
DABoredJohnny: bored shitless?
AdmKraken10: yeah pretty much. It gets tiring beating the crap out of Imperium and stuff.
DABoredJohnny: crap out of who?
AdmKraken10: Imperium.
DABoredJohnny: oh, BDE?
AdmKraken10: No, Imperium. S4K alliance.
DABoredJohnny: agh, I"m lsot
DABoredJohnny: game? right?
AdmKraken10: Online game.
AdmKraken10: So, how are you doing Kraut?
DABoredJohnny: yeah, taht's waht I though. I though you wre talkinga bout TRF or something
AdmKraken10: I mean, Kach.
DABoredJohnny: very sour
DABoredJohnny: heh, just bored, nothing to do, nobody on at night.
DABoredJohnny: semi depressed
AdmKraken10: Ah here let me cheer you up. Up for some cybersex? :-*
DABoredJohnny: *shudders*
DABoredJohnny: you better be joking
AdmKraken10: Me and Telan are having a fun time right now. Want to make it a three-way?
DABoredJohnny: sure, wahtever
DABoredJohnny: I noticed he was on
AdmKraken10: Ok, here is our plan of attack. I'll distract him from up high with nose rubs. While he's distracted, go for the zipper.
DABoredJohnny: not slippery enough, needs lots of butter
DABoredJohnny: righty - O
DABoredJohnny: Herr Fuerher!
AdmKraken10: That's the spirit!!!
DABoredJohnny: Sieg Heil!
AdmKraken10: OMFG.
AdmKraken10: LOL
AdmKraken10: You should see the conversation I'm having with Telan right now. Wait, C+P
DABoredJohnny: whats bein said"?
AdmKraken10: AdmKraken10: Ok. I walk into your bedroom and start making nose rubbing motions with you. Kach comes in and starts to unzip your pants.
QLancer18: just mount me and be done with it - -I work in the morning
QLancer18: muah!
AdmKraken10: Ok. While I caress your chest and deep throat you, Kack mounts you and starts panting like a jew whore.
QLancer18: you're incorigible my friend
QLancer18: positively incorigible
QLancer18: I havent used that word in a while - -thank you
QLancer18: 10 points for me
DABoredJohnny: jew whore!
DABoredJohnny: hah!
DABoredJohnny: ello?
AdmKraken10: Yeah, I'm just working on C+P our conversations to the TRF boards right now.
DABoredJohnny: what's C plus P? I've vbeen there six montsh and still don't speak cybergeek?:-)
AdmKraken10: Copy and Paste.
DABoredJohnny: oh
AdmKraken10: Ohhh, Telan says your his bitch.
AdmKraken10: QLancer18: no one designs battleships but me
QLancer18: kach will soon have his r and d powers stripped of him if he attempts to interfere in my fiefdom
DABoredJohnny: I don't have any R&D powers, who's he kidding
AdmKraken10: Actually, I might put you to work gathering some information, if your a willing little bitch.
DABoredJohnny: what kind of information now?
DABoredJohnny: *Drinken slur* I don wanna fight no union... *passes out*
DABoredJohnny: what info now?
AdmKraken10: Gather up all the TNO R&Ds, provide links for them, copy and paste the planets list and find descriptions for them all, etc. I'll be trying to fill out the Imperial Library soon.
DABoredJohnny: oh, I did something like that a while ago
DABoredJohnny: cept i printed them out for easy reference
DABoredJohnny: same with BDE, Creear, and coalition ones, too
DABoredJohnny: didn't you do that not to long ago
DABoredJohnny: the first part?
AdmKraken10: Ok well this is TNO only tech. And not just ships, but planets too.
DABoredJohnny: k, and waht are you doing while i"m slaving away?
DABoredJohnny: please say oral, please say oral
AdmKraken10: I'll be working on this too. And we'll compare and mold out our work and stuff.
DABoredJohnny: mkay
AdmKraken10: orally of course.

Note to self never to talk to AIM with Park.

So, is being a "R&D Freak" a promotion from Newbie?

omgwtf

I think I pee'd myself reading that. No, that's not pee...

Haw! And, in keeping with the spirit...

When Kamon calls, out of the blue, just what is a Beff to do? That's right, he'll take a giant poo all over you!

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[10:25] MITZ151: Beef Pole!!
[10:25] MITZ151: too funny, lol
[10:26] Beff Pike: I should know who this is, shouldn't I?
[10:26] *** "MITZ151" signed on at Thu Jun 15 10:26:54 2006.
[10:27] MITZ151: yes
[10:28] MITZ151: you should
[10:28] Beff Pike: Fuck
[10:28] MITZ151: lol
[10:28] MITZ151: haven't talked to you on AIM in forever
[10:28] Beff Pike: Yeah. I know.
[10:28] Beff Pike: I know the SN.
[10:29] Beff Pike: I just can't put my finger on it.
[10:29] Beff Pike: Fuck.
[10:29] Beff Pike: Kamon.
[10:30] Beff Pike: That's why you weren't on my list. I deleted your ass.
[10:30] MITZ151: lol
[10:30] Beff Pike: Now that I know...
[10:30] Beff Pike: What the fuck can I do for you?
[10:31] MITZ151: nothing
[10:31] Beff Pike: Aw.
[10:31] MITZ151: just decided to poke fun at you Mr. Beef Pole
[10:32] Beff Pike: You? Poke fun at me?
[10:32] Beff Pike: That's like, impossible.
[10:32] MITZ151: gotta turn the tables sometime my Bovine pronographing friend
[10:33] Beff Pike: I suppose so, if you're a DJ or Restauranteur.
[10:33] MITZ151: nice comeback
[10:33] Beff Pike: That's what your momma said.
[10:34] MITZ151: shit... I'm at a loss
[10:34] MITZ151: Curses! Foiled again!
[10:35] Beff Pike: *bows*
[10:35] Beff Pike: Step in to my arena any time.
[10:35] MITZ151: *kicks him in the ass sending him into a pile of cow shit*
[10:36] Beff Pike: Dude. You shouldn't be pushing me on top of your mom like that. She's done.
[10:36] MITZ151: Funny, my mom said the same thing about you
[10:37] Beff Pike: Haw!
[10:37] MITZ151: Hey look! Beef Pole is a donkey now! he says Haw!
[10:38] Beff Pike: That's "Hee Haw" and for a guy who fucks as many animals as you do, I'd think you'd know that.
[10:38] Beff Pike: Although, I guess the dead ones keep pretty quiet, eh?
[10:38] Beff Pike: At the very least though, you could nail the females. You don't ALWAYS have to be a fag, Kamon.
[10:40] MITZ151: You should tell that to your mom. She would laugh and mention how much fun she and I had last night.
[10:42] Beff Pike: Less creative then your masturbation methods, dude.
[10:43] Beff Pike: You've got to put some whit behind your jibes.
[10:43] Beff Pike: Else, when I post this on TRF, everyone will pwn you just like I do.
[10:43] Beff Pike: Even Otaku could do better then this, Kamon.
[10:43] MITZ151: don't they always?
[10:43] Beff Pike: Yes. But you have to admit, you are a fucking fag.
[10:44] MITZ151: No, I really don't.
[10:44] Beff Pike: I mean, I'm an asshole and whatnot. And a fag.
[10:44] Beff Pike: But, you're like... Kamon. That's almost Cum'd On.
[10:44] Beff Pike: I'm having fun now man. Don't bail.
[10:44] MITZ151: lol, too late, I'm already gone
[10:48] Beff Pike: You don't mind if I post this do you? I want to Pimp Parks Post.
[10:48] MITZ151: go for it
[10:48] MITZ151: Park's is hilarious though, lol
[10:50] Beff Pike: True. But mine picks on you in particular. And it may start a trend of people posting their shitty convos.
[10:50] MITZ151: works for me, something funny to read
[10:52] MITZ151: you know, of course, that the thread will degrade to the point where it will be a pick on Kamon thread to the point where nothing any good even gets posted right?
[10:53] Beff Pike: Is that a bad thing?
[10:53] Beff Pike: They say that there's no such thing as bad publicity.
[10:53] Beff Pike: And in you're case, bad is the best you can hope for.
[10:53] MITZ151: well, not the pick on me part, but the part where they stop posting anything good is bad
[10:53] Beff Pike: Slanderous is more likely.
[10:53] MITZ151: ouch, slammed
[10:54] Beff Pike: It's all I have...
[10:54] Beff Pike: Without my ability to denerate other people, I would spend all my life feeling like shit.
[10:54] MITZ151: chop chop, sonny, the board is waitin
[10:54] Beff Pike: So, to cheer myself up, I figure on dissing people like you. You know, retards.
[10:54] Beff Pike: It's like puppy kicking.
[10:55] Beff Pike: Good for a laugh.
[10:55] MITZ151: Retards? Where? *looks around*
[10:55] Beff Pike: Somehow I imagine you sitting in your compiuter chair actually trying to find the man behind you. The retard is you.
[10:55] Beff Pike: If you work really hard you could become an Irtard.
[10:55] Beff Pike: But I don't think you have it in you.
[10:56] MITZ151: Irtar has something named after him? Since when was he special?
[10:56] Beff Pike: Since forever.
[10:56] Beff Pike: He's special. Like, wears a helmet in school special.
[10:56] Beff Pike: But he's still brighter then you.
[10:57] MITZ151: Forever's a long time. Even if you travelled at 3x10^8 speed you could go forever and not reach the end of the universe. So, forever is like... infinite
[10:58] Beff Pike: You're kidding right?
[10:58] MITZ151: uh.. no?
[10:58] Beff Pike: Forever is immaterial here. The point is; you suck and Irtar rules.
[10:59] Beff Pike: What do you think of the new Battlestar Galacica?
[10:59] Beff Pike: *Galactica.
[10:59] MITZ151: Forever can't be immaterial, you just typed it and so did I. The new BSG sucks. Can't replace the original
[11:00] Beff Pike: I wasn't a fan of the original. I don't hold with the tradition of cherising old, shitty shows out of a misplaced devotion to a bygone age.
[11:00] Beff Pike: Granted, it's all opinion.
[11:01] MITZ151: I'll give the new one props for good imagery and the like. The cylons look cool and all. But I still like the actors from the original better.





And then we started getting along... and things got lame.

Lies!

I feel dirty. Oh so dirty.

*snaps fingers*

Beff!!!! Time for my sponge bath