Hey, Jiro... STFU.

Here's another undeniable fact - If I shoot you in the guy in some dirty back alley, you'll bleed out long before anyone alerts the paramedics.

Hell, in some places you'll bleed to death before anyone even notices you there.

Only in SOMe places, the rest people spit on your bloody body

Sorry :ohwell :D

You better be!

I HATE BURNT TOAST!

Who doesn't?
Wait...I smell burnt pop tarts...

No its my brother's bagel...


Why?

Brotha', please. Bagels are too holy to bun, burn, burnn.

I have the best toaster in the world. You would call it a toaster-oven but for the fact that, while horizontal, it features a quartet of slots capeable of, at the very least, making one kickass toasted-cheese sandy.

all ur base r blong 2 my toaster. u r pwnt!

What is the model and make of said toaster?