America needs fewer laws, not more prisons. – James Bovard

Natural ability without education has more often attained to glory and virtue than education without natural ability.
-Cicero (106 BC - 43 BC)

I've met God across his long walnut desk with his diplomas hanging on the wall behind him, and God asks me, "Why?" Why did I cause so much pain? Didn't I realize that each of us is a sacred, unique snowflake of special unique specialness? Can't I see how we're all manifestations of love? I look at God behind his desk, taking notes on a pad, but God's got this all wrong. We are not special. We are not crap or trash, either. We just are. We just are, and what happens just happens. And God says, "No, that's not right." Yeah. Well. Whatever. You can't teach God anything. ~Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club

"Go to bed with itchy butt, wake up with stinky finger... "

-Confucius

"No going naked on christmas eve while singing a christmas carol off tune."

-Pennsylvanian law

"Chuck Norris doesn't believe in God, God believes in Chuck Norris." - Whoever

"Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted." - Ancient Stoner Proverb

If a man is called to be a streetsweeper, he should sweep streets even as Michelangelo painted or Beethoven composed music or Shakespeare wrote poetry. He should sweep streets so well that all the hosts of heaven and earth will pause and say, "Here lived a great streetsweeper who did his job well."
-Martin Luther King, Jr.

"The Secret to success is to know something nobody else knows."

-Aristotle Onassis

"You can stay and rot or escape and burn"

-I forget

Whether your a king,
or a little street sweeper,
sooner or later,
you'll dance with the reaper.
- The Grim Reaper, Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey

Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person
is a little like expecting a bull not to attack you because you are a
vegetarian.

-Dennis Wholey