Urgh., Omnae, just urgh.

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Urgh., Omnae, just urgh.

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Ok, joker.

Enoughs, enough.

There is so much wrong with your post(s) I don't know where to start!

Firstly, please state clearly where you are attacking, from your posts I have determined, you are attacking Etti-IV... can you clarify this?

If this is so, can you go back and Rp this out properly, you know so the CW can actually respond, because we would, you know, notice an 'all.

What I mean by this, is state clearly what you are attacking with, and with whom.

That way we can formulate a proper response, because you're gonna get one, pal.

Go back and edit your posts please.

As for the 'on the planet' shennanigans , I don't really know what you are doing.

If you really are attacking or are after Wilkar's family, then I suggest you RP it out accordingly, and give him the chance to respond, like a normal RP'er would.

I for one would like to know:

1) how the hell you know who he or his relations are- I mean at least touch upon it at least, to give some semblance of thought in to your post.

2) How in the fuck did you know where his family lives? i don't even fucking know that, I'm willing to bet , even Wilkar himself doesn't know, lol

if you really are after his family, fair enough, but please give him the chance to respond. FAIRLY.

Oh and this bullshit post:

In those 'some hours later' that it took the Admiral Wilkar to come back from the pool house to the point where he 'considered the grizzly scene', the culprits went to work.

A shuttle had come and picked them up and had taken them to their mothership that had turned the Vinda Corp attack cruisers to slag.

The culprits exited their shuttle in the hanger watching in wide-eyed wonderment as the fighter corps were prepped for launching. Cappy-Tan was not wasting any time using his longer range pounders to hit the paper-thin VC cruisers as he closed within the mass shadow. The planet was supposed to have a moon but it must have been on the other side of the planet so they did not see it to confirm if the Agamar's Farmer's Almanac was correct in it's information.

The culprits made their way to the control center of the mothership toting the heads of their victims and held them high for Cappy-Tan as they walked onto the control center.

Cappy-Tan was not happy.

First, the heads had been dripping blood throughout the culprit's romp through the starship.

Second, the heads were from the wrong family. They were supposed to butcher the family of the Bonadan Wilkars, not the Kuati Wilkars.

One of the culprits thought they'd be a smart ass by asking why they were in orbit of Etti-IV instead of Bonadan. Cappy-Tan had no answer but since the 'captain' was supposed to always have the answer, to get out of answering the smart-ass, he took out his sidearm and shot the culprit between the eyes.

Cappy-Tan was a good shot. He asked the remaining culprits if there were any other questions and, believably, there were not.

The culprits left the bridge with the heads and Maintenance came up to take away the body from the control center.

Now, Cappy-Tan had a problem. Not only had the culprits took the heads of the wrong people, the main Admiral of the Commonwealth (weird coincidence that!) but he had also shed first blood by removing the presence of the VC cruisers.

He took the philosophical view on things remembering that if you had already jumped off of the cliff, it was no use complaining about it. Just tuck your feet in and make the biggest splash you could make!

So that's what he did.

He took a 30 minute power nap, ate some lunch and then ordered the full scale bombardment of Etti-IV and the launching of his skirmishers, bombers and scouts.

Since the the planet was an NPC, another fortunate coincidence, there really was no resistance and the capital of the Commonwealth fell to the might of Cappy-Tan.

At least, his pounders rendered any defense batteries to ash and when he counted one hundred smoking towers, he allowed for the launching of troop transports. There were not many so the transports had to make several trips but, as it turned out, they had several hours to work within.

By the time Admiral Wilkar considered the grizzly scene, Cappy-Tan's forces controlled the government city and a full thirty-five percent of the planet. Thirty-Five percent of the planet may seem small when compared to a full one hundred percent but when you consider a full fifty percent of the remaining sixty-five percent of the world sucked, it really was not that bad of a figure.

The Cappy-Tan army captured much valuable technology in the form of Syn-bands. He did not really know what that meant but they looked cool so many of the solders sported them like jewelry.

By the time Admiral Wilkar considered the grizzly scene, Ricky-Tan (everyone called him 'Dick') was being sworn in as the new leader of Government City, Etti-IV as the capital of the new Kingdom of Tan.

By the time Admiral Wilkar considered the grizzly scene, the fighters had refueled, reloaded and relaunched.

By the time Admiral Wilkar considered the grizzly scene, Cappy-Tan had raised his shields and set the Scanning Stations on full (not half but full!) alert for any intruders into the Kingdom of Tan.

By the time Admiral Wilkar considered the grizzly scene, S. Hawking-Tan had wheeled his way into his lab and started taking apart several Syn-bands.

By the time Admiral Wilkar considered the grizzly scene, the Army of Tan was reinforcing their positions to protect their new capital.

By the time Admiral Wilkar considered the grizzly scene, Cappy-Tan had ordered no civilian air traffic to operate without express permission of the Tan.

By the time Admiral Wilkar considered the grizzly scene, the Army of the Tan had broken into Government City's Armory.

By the time Admiral Wilkar considered the grizzly scene, Cappy-Tan had eaten dinner and was starting with desert.

Perhaps instead of considering the grizzly scene, Admiral Wilkar might want to consider the inherent dangers of allowing the enemy way too much time to have their way with him?

S. Hawking-Tan's eyes widened as the Syn-Band glowed to life.

This is just so wrong in every sense, on every level, I refuse to even acknowledge its existence, can you either go back and edit or delete completely!??? surely i don't even need to tell you of all people why.

Okay, since your acting like a complete arse, then I will,

1) There is no way in hell you could do any of those actions in one post.

According to your post you've:

Godmodded the whole of Wilkar's and the CW's movements.
Breached the CW's whole system defense
Attacked an entire planet,
Killed Wilkar's family,
Taken whole said planet
Had dinner,
Had desert.

2) you have not given time for us to respond, it is supposed to be you go, I go , remember?
3) How in the name of fuckery did you suddenly acquire a Syn band????, I don't give a shit about what Wilkar says, unless you specifically RP'ed it, you don't have access to that Tech, period. If you are after this tech be prepared to Roleplay it out, sensibly.
4) You fail.

I refuse to even post until this has all been addressed.

Please fix before I have an apoplectic fit.

milkshake

Posts: 1913

El oh el.

Omnae

Posts: 4195

Ok Limey!

We have another OOC thread for this but I guess you wanted to make an entrance.

First off, let me start by saying that I like your tie and if you are going to join, great!

Now, for your totally off the wall comments regarding my posting and I must confess that you were probably taken in by my addition of humor and therefore forgot to read the content clearly.

Now, to your questions:

Question:

Firstly, please state clearly where you are attacking, from your posts I have determined, you are attacking Etti-IV... can you clarify this?

Answer:

He took a 30 minute power nap, ate some lunch and then ordered the full scale bombardment of Etti-IV and the launching of his skirmishers, bombers and scouts.

Clarified.

Question:

If this is so, can you go back and Rp this out properly, you know so the CW can actually respond, because we would, you know, notice an 'all.

Answer:

Actually, that's not a question but I get your point. However, if you read the entire thread, you will note that the "CW" has responded. In fact, the "CW" has posted with exactly the same number of posts as "I" have. As for what the "CW" notices or doesn't notice, I don't really know unless it is rp'd as being noticed or not.

Complaint:

If you really are attacking or are after Wilkar's family, then I suggest you RP it out accordingly, and give him the chance to respond, like a normal RP'er would.

Response:

I did. He did.

Complaint:

1) how the hell you know who he or his relations are- I mean at least touch upon it at least, to give some semblance of thought in to your post.

Answer:

lol... Umm... look in a phone book? Unless civilian addresses are also "classified" according to Commonwealth.. lol. Now, if you are going to say that I have to rp, looking into a phone book, let's suppose I do. Then what will you say? If I enter the system with a big warship, where did I get that ship, how can I pay for it and how was it built? Then did I rp it being built? Then did I rp the components being manufactured to build the bloody thing??

It gets ridiculous after a while. So, let's assume that I can look up in a phone book where they are and that, while my posts are comical in their own way, the people are at least half-way competent. They can fly fighters and fly big warships...then they can probably read a public phone book.

Complaint:

2) How in the fuck did you know where his family lives? i don't even fucking know that, I'm willing to bet , even Wilkar himself doesn't know, lol

Answer:

If you note, I did not post where the attack was taking place until my last post. I was giving Wilkar a chance to fill in the blank and, since he did not feel it relevant, I filled it in. Especially since I went ahead and attacked the planet, I did not want someone pissing off bitching (in a girly voice) 'where are you attacking??'

I decided to mention the place and someone still pissed off...

Go figure..

Pissing..

This is just so wrong in every sense, on every level, I refuse to even acknowledge its existence,

Answer

Fine. No one's saying you have to join the thread. I mean, if you don't want to acknowledge what's been roleplayed, fair enough.

Pissing..

According to your post you've:

Godmodded the whole of Wilkar's and the CW's movements.
Breached the CW's whole system defense
Attacked an entire planet,
Killed Wilkar's family,
Taken whole said planet
Had dinner,
Had desert.

1. I didn't godmode their movements. I simply did not show they did anything. You know why? THEY DIDN'T. You know how I know??

Because the thread suddenly jumped several hours (by CW) and no preparation, no investigation, no ...no fucking anything was done!

So, in my post, I could have chosen to simply sit in my ship for several hours or I could have went to work. I went to work. If the CW would have posted 10 years had gone by, guess what? Would I have simply waited in my ship for 10 years? No, there would have been little 'Tans' growing up on Etti-IV now.

2. What defense system? There was no call for planet security to find out how assassins got the information they did or how they got onto the planet. Now Wilkar might still say that there is still some system defense and that is fine. I am sure the CW may rp it sometime in the near future. Since the CW found it necessary to jump the story several hours ahead, then it is safe to assume any system defense is at least... several hours away! So my people made the most of those hours! You might want to think about moving them in closer next time.

;)

3. Well, it's there. Again, can a planet be attacked within several hours? I am betting..yes.

4. Wilkar's family was killed in the 2nd post and they were npc's. If they were important to Wilkar, I am sure he would have complained. The fact that he didn't indicates they weren't. He's probably using this tragedy to instill more dimension into his character and you would deny him that? dang... You getting this Wilkar? Cheeky bastard doesn't want your character to have depth...

5. If you do not want to rp any opposition to the new Tan government, the fine. But the planet's actual status has not really been decided since we are only 3 posts each into the thread.

6. Well we gotta eat.

7. Dinner's not good without dessert.

Bitch-fest:

2) you have not given time for us to respond, it is supposed to be you go, I go , remember?

As I read, it has been. There are 3 of my posts and 3 of Wilkar's posts. Or do you mean "you" specifically? sheesh.. talk about ego..

Methinks you give Wilkar too little credit. Don't do Wilkar like that... that's cold.

More Bitch-fest...

3) How in the name of fuckery did you suddenly acquire a Syn band????,

Answer:

Your R&D says:

Civilian:

The version avaliable for use by the CW's everyday citizens, is slim, form fitting and about the size of the average wristwatch,...

Military:

The military issue of the 'Syn-band' has access to far more functions, and indeed more can be added to accomodate the nature of the wearer's role,...

Stands to reason if many npc's (civilian or military) have them, if we take certain parts of a planet (even if other parts are still contested), we could take quite a great many syn bands... as you may have read, they are like trophies and are simply being used as ornaments since they look like wrist-watches or overgrown wrist-watches. Ya-think??

Bitching...

I don't give a shit about what Wilkar says, unless you specifically RP'ed it, you don't have access to that Tech, period. If you are after this tech be prepared to Roleplay it out, sensibly.

Way to back up your own Admiral Mr. Not giving a shit!!! Wilkar, you should join the Tans and ditch this traitorous limey!

Roleplay taking a damned npc's wrist-watch?

Go suck asparagus through your nose out of a straw dude!

Conclusion:

4) You fail.

I refuse to even post until this has all been addressed.

Well, I may very well fail. After 3 posts each, it's a toss up.

I just addressed it.

What you seem to have problems with is my taking advantage of free several hours granted to me. I am sorry but that granting of several hours was not by me. I did not just take them.

If, in my post, I had said, "Several hours later..." and rp'd the rest of my third post, you would have a right to be indignant because I would have not have given Wilkar a chance to counter the attack. Since he jumped the thread forward several hours, if he had simply attacked or simply destroyed my ship, I would have been indignant and rightly so.

If you are going to move the thread up several hours, you best make a few comments like "defense fleet enters attack zone" or "planetary defenses going up"... or "military on high alert"... so I can then acknowledge that in my responses. I simply took advantage of a free-bee and it probably won't happen again.

The differences between posts is, at most, supposed to be a few minutes... If they are not, expect free-bees.

But you know this.

You KNOW this..

So get your apoplectic monkey off my back.

Irtar Milagro

Posts: 2558

Ah ha ha ha.... tragic.

Wilkar

Posts: 743

Wilkar gave the Tan a couple hours because he was hungover.

Also he wanted a challenge.

Now hurry up get that fucking shrapnel out of your eyes and lungs.

Lazy sack of shit

Omnae

Posts: 4195

Wilkar gave the Tan a couple hours because he was hungover.

Also he wanted a challenge.

See Seth? CW accepted the post. It's all good. Get your monkey off of Wilkar's back too.

Of course, you might want to put another 200 monkey's on his back before he gives away the Commonwealth to the Tan.

Now hurry up get that fucking shrapnel out of your eyes and lungs.

Now, I am getting mixed signals here. First, Seth is saying that I did not give him time to post and now the CW (Wilkar) is getting on me for not posting!

Get your shit together guys!