Well I suppose a normal person would post about a leave of absence before they actually leave.

I, however, will simply say that I have been gone, and am back.

Took a trip to Oklahoma City to visit a bud, then spent a day in Dallas, 2 in Branson Missourri, and then took a 2 day trip to Chicago with some other friends.

I would also like to take this opportunity to tell you all that I think I'm really funny.

Funny looking.

I've done it again.

I left this past Sunday for a week. Stopped by Virginia Beach and am in Eastern Shore VA now for a few days and then off to Maryland.

See ya round.

living it up?

do a line for me.

Hit the beaches with sex on the mind...

just like you, eh?

always thinking with your dick?

Nonesense... I think rationally with my mind about who I'm looking at, before allowing my dick to take over. :p

not that i was talking to you but okay.

Yes... you were. :p

- Vance

HOW THE FUCK WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW?!???!?!??!