*puts a Coke can through Jan's skull*

YOU DON'T CAN COKE! COKE CANS YOU!

If Coke can you can.

Gash coke or drink coke?

Careful.

I'm very concerned on a number of issues, even more so that this misleading thread had nothing of relevance for me whatsoever.

*nods in agreement with Ren*

...now that's scary.

ZOMG Paramadox.

/implode universe

Talk about slow on the update - four days and I was wondering where Wes had gone, only to just now think "Hey, maybe I should check the OOC forum!"

Glad to hear you're still out there, good luck with all them thar homework things.

Its "slow on the uptake", not update.

Come on, Jan, use it in a sentence. For example, "Jan is slow on the uptake."