We try. :D

Demosthenes X

I blame your lady friend.

I do too. :P

Men playing women is often hilarious, in my experience.

Also, I am an actress not a pornstar :p

I remember reading one post here where the female got up stark naked and looked at the mirror, admiring the way her breasts bounced as she stretched. Pegged it as a guy immediately.

Playing a male character is wickedly fun, I wish I had more time to do it.

only exceptional writers can write from the perspective of the opposite sex.

one mark of a terrible writer, and probably someone who lives in their parents basement, is not knowing that.