I still have my Dad's C64. Beat that, macboy.
Problems
I have an old calculator powered by AA batteries.
I have a calculator so old, you have to plug it into the wall.
Yeah, they actually had to do that.
Yeah, they actually had to do that.
I have an abacus.
Made of prehistoric flint!
Made of prehistoric flint!
I sometimes count on my fingers.
I count in my head without the need for tangible digits!!!!
I still use a stick in the sand.
HELL, that's nothing.
I can't even count!
I can't even count!
Wait a second...
BUSTED!
BUSTED!
AAAAAARGHH, I'll GET YOU DOGMAN, IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO!!!!!!!