Already nabbed it Jan. I suggest you check the closet upstairs in the box tagged "Adult Toys".

I saw Ahnk plowing through that one, Beff.

Jan, you might have missed that boat, too. Try the attic.

Just got back from Köln.


Dang, Germany is a mad house full of fun and smoke.

I've been on a plane all day and am pretty tired.

It's good to be back tho.

What did I miss?

Ahnk died.

Vance was tried for murder.

Dolash and Milkshake got married.

Ren won the Pulitzer prize.

I grew hair in my special places.

You had to ask...

You know, I need to start listening to that nagging little voice in the back of my mind...

Do you call it Beff? I call mine Beff.

We could be twins!

Beff Pike

Ahnk died.

Don't worry, I had a clone.

Uh, pressing staff business in the staff forum. See pinned threads.

As if. Our staff is nothing approaching "pressing".

Mwah!

Eh.

*presses Staffs' staffs*

hah-hah!