Am I the only one that doesn't care enough to waste more than 5 seconds of my time trying to break this code?

It took me much less than 5 seconds.

rgw jwt x'n vw diybs ub rgw jwtvi'es!!!

Pnbbopid;u, pmr pg id od fud;rcov.

Snf oys Xstl, nrvsidr o vlrst;u fof moy hp yp yjr ;rgy.

Upi dvtref oy i[ ypp, Jstlrt.

Zdfkljz,hl njzg zbjg gbd bd,, j;!!!!

Now that was just Jibber-Jabble.

I've not wasted any seconds...

Nope, that's my new code. See if you can figure it out. :p

Hlj xjrm!!!

Ridiculous.

xjem\!!!