I have contracted some sort of illness, resulting in copious barfing and an all-around lightheaded feeling.

I'll probably be sleeping or doping myself with IBP for the next day or so.

No. You aren't allowed to get sick, silly puppy. Drink a couple of Bloody Marys, because the symptons you describe seem to be consistent with hangovers. :drink

I haven't had any alcohol since new years, and I don't think that sparkling grape juice is alcoholic.

Jesus says that drug users are hell-bound sorcerers.

Gloria Estefan was right when she said the rythym was going to get you . . .


Quick solution, dip a pen in Ibruprofen and jam it in your eye.

I don't recal ever readin that in the bible Theren.

That's okay Kamon. You read the American version. The Canadian one is much better.

It has an alternate ending where Jesus goes on to fight crime with his trusty robotic banana-shaped sidekick, Mr Johnson.

DAMN YOU REN!

IM BLIND!

See.... you stopped worrying aboutyour stomach, Heir!