IC Sex. (NOTHING KINKY HERE PEOPLE, JUST A RANT)
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  • Posted On: Sep 11 2005 7:42pm
And here I though this'd be nothin' but wankin' material. Pure beat off stuff...

Dry humped my fist for no good reason at all. I'm with the pointy headed maniac... False advertisin'.
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  • Posted On: Sep 11 2005 7:43pm
hmm... you know what, I think we did :b I owned Hapes then...

whoo, that was SO long ago...
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  • Posted On: Sep 11 2005 7:44pm
Beff, I keep the bouncy avatar up just for you so you don't have to use anything dry ;)
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  • Posted On: Sep 11 2005 7:48pm
If I am dirty and by definition "using myself" then, would I not by default be stuck using something dirty even in the clean light of a bouncy avatar?
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  • Posted On: Sep 11 2005 7:56pm
only if you consider using yourself to be dirty...
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  • Posted On: Sep 11 2005 8:02pm
Not if it's in the shower. God can't see into showers.
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  • Posted On: Sep 11 2005 8:29pm
Jesus has seen you naked a million times.
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  • Posted On: Sep 11 2005 8:34pm
We do shows together all the time. Only he asks that I put a stong H sound on the front of his name.
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  • Posted On: Sep 12 2005 10:16am
Oh, the things I do for acceptance ...

*EDIT - Since the title doesn't seem to have changed on the main forum page, please check the subject line of the first post in this thread, and then proceed to worship me because I am so kind and understanding.