"I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request."

That means no to you simple sailors out there ;)

Have you tried leaving a decoy airconditioner, and tape to it a note explaining your situation and asking the thief to please respect your whishes and go rob someone else's air conditioner? Slightly more advanced and less mock-worthy.

I can't write it in spanish, Dolash.


lol...

It's simple...

'Eh Lopez, no stealin' my stuff guy! Or I stab you with a taco!'

(All racial humor said by Irtar in now way reflects the views or opinions of TRF. That's right, I come with a Disclaimer! Muh ha ha ha! ;) )

Is that a racist joke from Omnae?

Wow. They've really pushed him off the deep end.

After you install your air conditioner, plant a proximity or trip mine next to it, and then make sure to not mow that area of your lawn.

You're ideas get steadily worse...

I say we just put Kraker in front of the thing. Then NO ONE will want to come close enough to steal it ;)

how about getting a central a/c, instead of the window unit?