Sorry lads, but I'm off for the weekend. My aunt's getting married and the whole family is convening for the event.

Hope I havn't messed anyone up, I'll return soon enough (though I'll probably miss monday).

Weddings are fun.

(Convince your parents that this is a good excuse to let you drink a little early)

...I'm going to pretend you didn't say that Jan.

Because that's not funny.

Ok. But it's true, thats what I did to my parents. Of course the attempt failed, but it was worth a try.

No it wasn't.

Wine is interesting. It tastes like regurgitated stomach acid, yet gives you the tinglies all over (thus making you want to drink more) but the taste is so bad you pinch up...

Maybe I just had some bad wine...

Maybe you'll get lucky and cop off with the bridesmaid. (hopefully not a family member, but if you're drunk it wont matter)


Most wines are rather honking, although if I had to have it, with a meal or something, it'd be white.

Anyway, Vodka's the way to go . . .


Mmmmmm Shnapptastic.

Sambucca...

Mmm... vodka.

You need to develop a taste for wine, I suppose. Then again, once your drunk the taste doesn't matter so much...