Yes.

Stupid you.

I'm not Dolash.

Don't listen to his lies Exar, it really is Dolash diguised in a milkshake cup.

...a devious attempt at deception I agree.

(most people just opt for a fake moustache and glasses).

Even his malted milk is fake. :p

Inside these new forums you will find such key facts as:

The Turn-Ons for all key members of the Empire

Our Comprehensive Get-Vengeance-Upon List

And explicit figures of what every member of the command staff looks like in lingere!!!!


And much, much more....

Instructions on how to spell "lingerie"

Now theres a person of the show. Bet you are talent of taking off girl's lingerie, aye Ren?

Ooh good lord no . . . we're all cross-dressers.

*puts his index finger in the mouth by saying no way in hell*

I know you are but for me it's against my job description.

And now the moment you've all be waiting for!

With much pride and fanfare, TNO is able to officially open the IMPERIAL LIBRARY to the general public. Please, no pushing, there's enough room for everyone. Admission is charged on a sliding scale based upon your loyalty to the Empire.

Take a look around, read up, and feel the Empire's noose tighten around your neck.