I've learned, good Telan, that the Pen is mightier than the Sword - and that the Empire won't feel the brush of my blade until I'm more confident of my position. Even the Dragons would have been safe if they didn't seem like such a perfect target at the time of the invasion of Teth. Thank you for the compliment, however.

I do what I can. Until our blades cross then -


*raises sabre in salute*


**gallops off into the sunset**

Right on all points but one.

the Pen is mightier than the Sword

The quote, for those of you who remember, reads:

... the Ren is mighter then the Sword ...

Oh bah - that was bad...

If you really need a safe starter target, consider literally shooting Kraken's Stormtroopers in the ass. It's entirely possible they won't complain or even think it's out of the ordinary, and it'll give you vital battle experience.

Well, considering their method of grenade smuggling, I would consider that a reliable, if somewhat messy tactic.

No, Telan. That was bad.

Bring on the anal molestation.

Indeed.....

Jangga-raid;

KILLS JOKES DEAD

You know, this is a pretty good post.... deserves another track at the first page.