WE ARE TAKING OVER THE MERGER!!!!! CHARGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

step a) all rebels turn into flying pigs

hahahahaha
That'd be funny

step b) send all flying pigs to morianda and declare it off-limits
step c) start a dictatorship

Booya
I'm general Cornholio

oh yeah, and step e) turn TNO into flying butchers and send them to a planet naboring morianda, and leave them there to be in an enternal torment to which there is no end... and just a couple lightseconds away from heaven too...


yay!
happy ending!

...I know nothing.

Clearly.

Oh yes, and about that coup planned for 2005, it wont be happening

...Damn.