Devil.

soda-pop: packaged poison.

Hi, My name's Saddam H, and i'm an alcoholic.

You're thinking of cigarettes, Kas. You know, the things that helped to fund the Republican party for decades.

I like cake.

I don't particularily care if you smoke or not...

Drugs are baaaad, mmkay?

Waffles.

PANTS MAN!

Devil cake. Mmm.