Hey, I know you guys haven't been around much lately. Is there anybody home I could talk to about a brief RP?

Sure, and we're around.

What do you have in mind? and what is your preferred method of Holographical relay?

Please check your PMs.

Done & done.

I once said the same thing to my girlfriend, "Check your PMS."

That was three years ago and my palm is getting rubbed pretty raw by now.

She likes rubbing your hand? O.o

Weird.

Probably rubbing the side of his head from where he got smacked.