So what's your favorite type of doughnut Telan?

I said:

True leet is an art. AOLeak is blasphemy.

You people need jobs. Or drugs.

Or both.

Drugs make it hard to hold down a job. However, jobs mean money for drugs.

Vicious cycle, that.

I like those with icing on top but I am very sick of glazed. And the next person to offer e Krisp Kremes will get cuffed. And I just got a brand new pair as a present from my sergeant, these quintuple-layered standards in use by the South African Constabulary.


And I said we also liscence ourselves out as private security at football games, dances, other sundry public events.

See, in Canada you wouldn't have a job because our football games and dances don't require a police presence.

Also, we don't have guns.

Time to check the almighty trillian log gods again.

Thank goodness I have those things to fall back on, else I wouldn't remember a thing. Like how I apparently owe money to people here.

Speaking of that, where is my freaking $100?!