Today I wrote a resume.


Name: Cris

Occupation: Video Store Clerk

Attributes: Bitter, angry, egocentric, self-centered, opinionated, liberal extremist, easily frustrated, atheist, unpleasant personality, irreverent.

Skills: Unwilling to work with others, extremely sarcastic, foul-mouthed, impatient with others, unfriendly, unwilling to compromise, unable to maintain a normal non-platonic relationship.


I feel that this will help me go far.

By the way, my computer is fixed. It was the Norton AntiVirus @#%$ it up all along.

Ugh.

Norton coughed up, eh? I've heard of that happening. I'll write a Resume tonight...

I'd hire you.

jeeezz..


You're almost too qualified.


Welcome aboard at TRF Administration.

Ahnk will be on hand for urine samples.


Damalis has your orientation set.

I'm not taking anymore urine samples until you guys buy me some mouthmash.

lol!

Welcome back Mr. Gevel

Name: Titus

Occupation: Part-time Web Designer / Cheap Laborer

Attributes: Friendly, helpful, willing to go the extra mile to make something work, so long as what requires the extra mile could be called procrastinating.

Skills: Proficient with HTML, CSS, Dreamweaver, Frontpage, Web-browsers, the Internet, and a wide array of computer games & video game consoles. Can fix your PC. Knowledgeable with VB6, PHP, Flash, and an assortment of firearms. Knowledgeable with Wirsbo piping, ducts and duct tape. Can handle power tools. Knows the difference between a Screwgun and a Drill. Can give you an assortment of stats for almost any cannon Star Wars vessel, including (but not limited to) length, weapon emplacements, speed and combat designation.


From the looks of things, I've got career opportunities in a multitude of areas.

Funny thing is, your resume is sadder than mine.

Now the question of the day...

Do RPG boards draw people like us to them, or do they turn normal people into people like us...