War Update
  • Posted On: Oct 24 2002 1:31pm
Yaga Minor

Center of Jutraalian Warfare

Press Release



Jutraalian officials have recently released their first news brief from the front of the war with the Galactic Defense Initiative and Mon Cal Republics, stating that their confidence in defeating the enemy is at an utmost high, and the war is expected to end in only a handful of months at the most.

Galactic Defense Initiative starships have yet to show their faces before the might of the joint Jutraalian-Imperial Alliance, as their grand leader rather focuses intently on how he might spew out false propaganda from the safety of his largest warship.

However the HoloNet is no place for the petty insults of leaders to be thrown back and forth, and with thus Emperor Fearsons himself has indicated that all transmissions to Jutraalian civilian channels shall be immediately intercepted and eradicated, in order that the loyal Jutraailan citizens' time is not wasted by pointless bickering and raving of a lunatic who's entire galaxy is about to fall around him.

With the Galactic Defense Initiative in full retreat all about the galaxy, shoving civilians on board their ships in the process in an attempt to shield their ships under the masquer that they are "evacuating them from a war zone". With such the Jutraalian Empire states that this act is a terrorist action of genocide against the Defense Initiative's own populace and shall not go unnoticed.

Due to this, warships shall be targetted with ion cannons in an attempt to rescue those innocent victims of Isstal's war machine.

Emperor Fearsons also wants to state that the time for half talk and politics is over. War is here, and whether the Defense Initiative wants to accept this or not is not the point, but rather it is here, and the Jutraalian war council states that the political part of the war is over, the Galactic Defense Initiative must come to terms with this and stop wasting funds and time on an attempt to harm the support that will never be harmed in the Jutraalian Empire.

The time for war and battle is now, and while the Defense Initiative may not want it to be, it shall be fought on the battlefield, on the front, away from the civilian territories where so many innocents can die...if the Initiative would have it.

However...will they? Will they be willing to risk being exposed? Risk giving up the shields of their civilians?

Only time will tell.

All war zones made by the Jutraalian Empire shall have a designated escape route, provided with transports and cargo ships to ferry refugees off the planet of their own free will.

The Galactic Defense Initiative is advised to heed to this act of courtesy to the citizens of the galaxy.
  • Posted On: Oct 25 2002 2:49am
(If you refer to me, I have no connection with the Galactic Defence Initiative. This is intended to be Viryn Quell-style, no side and insulting everyone because you're all @#%$ morons.)

Oh, how grand! The mighty Jutraalian Empire, playing the galactic good guy by leaving an escape route open for transports! Of course, that tiny act is insignifcant when the same government resurrects a device that has one and only one purpose.

But let us put that behind us, because the time for politics is over! Which, naturally, explains this press release. Kudos to you, Mr. Fearsons. I'm sure a number of ignorant mental pateints believed that speel of propaganda!
  • Posted On: Oct 25 2002 9:15pm
(You are not Mr. Quell so do not even try to act like him you pathetic excuse for an amoeba's waste.)
  • Posted On: Oct 27 2002 10:18am
Congratulations to Mr. Busmer on his brilliant deduction that no, I am not Viryn Quell.
My, my, if all people in the galaxy where this smart... things would remain largly the same.
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  • Posted On: Oct 27 2002 5:51pm
Isstal please learn the difference between IC and OOC.
  • Posted On: Oct 27 2002 6:45pm
<font size=1>Isstal. Should I be ammused that you would put me on the same level as he? Read THIS. I think you will find that OOC comments like yours above are not welcome here. As such, I see them as IC statements, for the most part.</font>
  • Posted On: Oct 27 2002 8:05pm
My God can't you PLEASE just have some matter of sense? Please? Do you honestly not care that no one likes you at all? Do you honestly not care that you do things JUST to upset people and disrupt the RPing environment here? Can't you just be a human being?
  • Posted On: Oct 27 2002 11:30pm
Coming from you, Mr. Fearsons, I have only this to say: :lol