"...Which, if left unchecked, will surely destroy us all.
"In other news, an annonymous Coalition higher-up recently heard that many in the galaxy are of the opinion that the Coalition does not support free speech. Taking offence, he also decided to take action.
"After carefully removing inconsistancies in government spending and reducing both his and his fellow higher-ups' sallery, he put together a "Truth Fund", which he plans to donate to whatever third-party news-agency appears most deserving and speaks the truth most accurately. After some critics claimed this was nothing more then money to try and put them in a better light, the Official insisted it was no such thing, but they were free to see it like that.
"Early contenders for the money are Galactic News Studios, PBS, and Obligations Press. Although none of the three have commented at this time, nationally-owned news industries are angry:"
"We spread the truth as accurately as any one else," claims Coalition News Network CEO Beig Froid, from his pent-house estate on an unnamed planet. "This is just a show the government is putting on to gain support as good guys."
"Also, the official is working on a bill to lower tax-rates for those who accurately portray the truth. To help rate that, two droids and two humans within the government have taken responsibility for the task.
"That's all on that story. In other news I'm not wearing any pants. Find out why, right after this."
"In other news, an annonymous Coalition higher-up recently heard that many in the galaxy are of the opinion that the Coalition does not support free speech. Taking offence, he also decided to take action.
"After carefully removing inconsistancies in government spending and reducing both his and his fellow higher-ups' sallery, he put together a "Truth Fund", which he plans to donate to whatever third-party news-agency appears most deserving and speaks the truth most accurately. After some critics claimed this was nothing more then money to try and put them in a better light, the Official insisted it was no such thing, but they were free to see it like that.
"Early contenders for the money are Galactic News Studios, PBS, and Obligations Press. Although none of the three have commented at this time, nationally-owned news industries are angry:"
"We spread the truth as accurately as any one else," claims Coalition News Network CEO Beig Froid, from his pent-house estate on an unnamed planet. "This is just a show the government is putting on to gain support as good guys."
"Also, the official is working on a bill to lower tax-rates for those who accurately portray the truth. To help rate that, two droids and two humans within the government have taken responsibility for the task.
"That's all on that story. In other news I'm not wearing any pants. Find out why, right after this."
