"Hello and welcome to channel six, action News! With anchor Walter Drops and assisstant Amanta Hit"
"Today's top story: War in Upyoursitopia, not so surprising as you might imagine. BUT FIRST some smaller stories.
"In a surprising turn of galactic events, The Frozian population Suddenly suffered a sharp drop. Sterile since the empire destroyed thier homeworld, the race has ever-so-slowly dwindled, until recently the remaining people droped down by 97%!"
"Thats' true Walter, it appears that there has been a huge migration of Frozians south into Wild Space. Although besides that none have returned, nothing else is known, though some random speculation suggests that it may be the fault of facist mind-control octopusses being trained into a secret army in the bowls of couruscant.
"And now for sports!"
"Today's top story: War in Upyoursitopia, not so surprising as you might imagine. BUT FIRST some smaller stories.
"In a surprising turn of galactic events, The Frozian population Suddenly suffered a sharp drop. Sterile since the empire destroyed thier homeworld, the race has ever-so-slowly dwindled, until recently the remaining people droped down by 97%!"
"Thats' true Walter, it appears that there has been a huge migration of Frozians south into Wild Space. Although besides that none have returned, nothing else is known, though some random speculation suggests that it may be the fault of facist mind-control octopusses being trained into a secret army in the bowls of couruscant.
"And now for sports!"