Independent Government of the Relephon Moons Seeks "Unified Consortium"
Celestia, Relephon Moons - Public outrage and travel headaches throughout the Hapan Cluster and abroad continued today as Relephon government officials geared up for the massive influx of citizens returning home to the Relephon Moons after being deported from Commonwealth and Royal Hapan space. The decertification of Hapan passports has many people confused and concerned about the future of immigration and naturalization throughout the Hapes cluster.
"My daughter lives on Hapes!" one outraged woman spat at our reporters. "I was on my way to her wedding when my passport was rejected by the Hapan Transit Authority. This is just a mess..."
Crown Prince Lucian D'alaetos urged his people not to panic, and assured them that travel and passport concerns would be delt with on a political and diplomatic level as quickly as possible.
"This was a totally unexpected situation, and I'd like to deeply apologize to each and every citizen that has been effected by this political nightmare. Fresh passports are already being printed and distributed to our citizens at home and trapped abroad. Please rest assured that negotiations are under way to get this hellish nightmare taken care of."
Only days ago, the Crown Prince of Hapes Dakkon Darksword announced that he was willing to recognize Relephon indepencence as a right granted to them under the Hapes Accord, and wished the newly founded government well, making the independent state of Relephon the first government to share the cluster with the Hapes Consortium since the Lorell Raiders settled the cluster thousands of years ago.
"It is Relephon's right, granted by the Accords, to legally and independently decide who and what they will recognize. Prior to the Accords, such an announcement would have been an affront to the Ta'Chume and to the Crown resulting in swift sanctions. With Hapan politics being what they are, I doubt Relephon would have made such an open and public statement for it would have tipped their hand and schemes. But these actions are schemes no longer but considered the actions of an independent state and probably the first of many if they follow Relephon's example. We wish the independent state of Relephon well. However, they must realize that politics does not move well on pride. Without formal recognition, there can be no diplomacy, embassy or travel between worlds. Relephon is well within their rights to not recognize the Commonwealth. But they must realize that to not recognize the Commonwealth is to not recognize the Accords. Therefore, by extension, Relephon has ceased to recognize the Consortium" Crown Prince Dakkon Darksword announced days ago.
"It is not my goal to seperate the cluster, but to strengthen it." Lucian announced to the public early this morning, adding that "Relephon respects and honors the tradition of the Hapes Consortium, and seeks to protect those traditions from being extradited by the Hapes Accord by allowing a foreign government to hold sovereignty within Hapan territory."
"We would welcome negotiations between the Relephon Moons, and the Commonwealth to resume for the sake of sanity. Relephon is a tiny sparkling gem in the vast and bountiful Hapes Cluster, and seeks the same peace and stability that the rest of the cluster seeks. The destabalization caused by the compounding and growing phobia of the Hapes Accord leads me to believe that we all have a variety of opinions as to what sort of future the Hapes Cluster has. In an era where our traditions and values are being put on a galactic stage to be changed and molded, it is only natural to fear. As Hapans, we naturally fear change and the unknown. We fear that our morals, traditions and family values will be compromised on a galactic stage. I am here to tell you that Relephon does not want that. Relephon seeks a Unified Hapes Consortium.
"It is for that reason that I, Crown Prince Lucian D'alaetos, have dispatched a series of political envoys throughout the cluster as well as to the Commonwealth. Each of the 63 worlds of the Hapes Cluster, as well as a diplomat from the Commonwealth has been invited to the Capital of the Relephon Moons, Celestia, for a regional summit to discuss the issues that have arisen of recent. As worlds throughout the cluster continue to separate from the Monarchy, conflict and clusterial destabalization is imminent. As peaceful leaders, each planet is invited to send a diplomat to discuss a rational and responsible unification of the Hapes Cluster, on one form or another."
In other news...
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A local Hapes man responds to articles describing rape charges against a Hapan Man:
Hapan man arrested for rape. Man declares, "What? I'm beautiful. Why wouldn't she want me?"
After reading the article, the 67 year old man shook his head and replied "Is this the kind of behavior that this new Hapes Accord and this Commonwealth is promoting? If so, I'm catching the first shuttle to Relephon..."
Celestia, Relephon Moons - Public outrage and travel headaches throughout the Hapan Cluster and abroad continued today as Relephon government officials geared up for the massive influx of citizens returning home to the Relephon Moons after being deported from Commonwealth and Royal Hapan space. The decertification of Hapan passports has many people confused and concerned about the future of immigration and naturalization throughout the Hapes cluster.
"My daughter lives on Hapes!" one outraged woman spat at our reporters. "I was on my way to her wedding when my passport was rejected by the Hapan Transit Authority. This is just a mess..."
Crown Prince Lucian D'alaetos urged his people not to panic, and assured them that travel and passport concerns would be delt with on a political and diplomatic level as quickly as possible.
"This was a totally unexpected situation, and I'd like to deeply apologize to each and every citizen that has been effected by this political nightmare. Fresh passports are already being printed and distributed to our citizens at home and trapped abroad. Please rest assured that negotiations are under way to get this hellish nightmare taken care of."
Only days ago, the Crown Prince of Hapes Dakkon Darksword announced that he was willing to recognize Relephon indepencence as a right granted to them under the Hapes Accord, and wished the newly founded government well, making the independent state of Relephon the first government to share the cluster with the Hapes Consortium since the Lorell Raiders settled the cluster thousands of years ago.
"It is Relephon's right, granted by the Accords, to legally and independently decide who and what they will recognize. Prior to the Accords, such an announcement would have been an affront to the Ta'Chume and to the Crown resulting in swift sanctions. With Hapan politics being what they are, I doubt Relephon would have made such an open and public statement for it would have tipped their hand and schemes. But these actions are schemes no longer but considered the actions of an independent state and probably the first of many if they follow Relephon's example. We wish the independent state of Relephon well. However, they must realize that politics does not move well on pride. Without formal recognition, there can be no diplomacy, embassy or travel between worlds. Relephon is well within their rights to not recognize the Commonwealth. But they must realize that to not recognize the Commonwealth is to not recognize the Accords. Therefore, by extension, Relephon has ceased to recognize the Consortium" Crown Prince Dakkon Darksword announced days ago.
"It is not my goal to seperate the cluster, but to strengthen it." Lucian announced to the public early this morning, adding that "Relephon respects and honors the tradition of the Hapes Consortium, and seeks to protect those traditions from being extradited by the Hapes Accord by allowing a foreign government to hold sovereignty within Hapan territory."
"We would welcome negotiations between the Relephon Moons, and the Commonwealth to resume for the sake of sanity. Relephon is a tiny sparkling gem in the vast and bountiful Hapes Cluster, and seeks the same peace and stability that the rest of the cluster seeks. The destabalization caused by the compounding and growing phobia of the Hapes Accord leads me to believe that we all have a variety of opinions as to what sort of future the Hapes Cluster has. In an era where our traditions and values are being put on a galactic stage to be changed and molded, it is only natural to fear. As Hapans, we naturally fear change and the unknown. We fear that our morals, traditions and family values will be compromised on a galactic stage. I am here to tell you that Relephon does not want that. Relephon seeks a Unified Hapes Consortium.
"It is for that reason that I, Crown Prince Lucian D'alaetos, have dispatched a series of political envoys throughout the cluster as well as to the Commonwealth. Each of the 63 worlds of the Hapes Cluster, as well as a diplomat from the Commonwealth has been invited to the Capital of the Relephon Moons, Celestia, for a regional summit to discuss the issues that have arisen of recent. As worlds throughout the cluster continue to separate from the Monarchy, conflict and clusterial destabalization is imminent. As peaceful leaders, each planet is invited to send a diplomat to discuss a rational and responsible unification of the Hapes Cluster, on one form or another."
In other news...
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A local Hapes man responds to articles describing rape charges against a Hapan Man:
Hapan man arrested for rape. Man declares, "What? I'm beautiful. Why wouldn't she want me?"
After reading the article, the 67 year old man shook his head and replied "Is this the kind of behavior that this new Hapes Accord and this Commonwealth is promoting? If so, I'm catching the first shuttle to Relephon..."