<font size="5">Pseudo Terrorist/Reporter Dies</font>
<font size="3">Faux terrorist attack on luxury cruiser Vork comes to close</font>
It was a calm day aboard the luxury cruiser Vork when Jonathan Skep began to - seemingly at random - run up and down the halls of the gargantuan ship naked while screaming “Drop you guns, takeover! Al’Al’Ahal’Bahal’Kalahal! (Cubukenese for ‘holy war’) ” He was allegedly seen waving a military grade blaster rifle on occasion. Hundreds of passengers hid in their cabins during the occasion.
Fearing that Skep was either a crazy reporter, and would sue on the basis of restricting free speech, or was a terrorist, the crew of the Vork gave a halfhearted attempt to catch him. After several hours of appearing on various parts of the vessel at random, still naked and waving his blaster rifle, Skep disappeared for a good while. <a href="Pseudo Terrorist/Reporter Dies".... read more ....</a>
<font size="3">Faux terrorist attack on luxury cruiser Vork comes to close</font>
It was a calm day aboard the luxury cruiser Vork when Jonathan Skep began to - seemingly at random - run up and down the halls of the gargantuan ship naked while screaming “Drop you guns, takeover! Al’Al’Ahal’Bahal’Kalahal! (Cubukenese for ‘holy war’) ” He was allegedly seen waving a military grade blaster rifle on occasion. Hundreds of passengers hid in their cabins during the occasion.
Fearing that Skep was either a crazy reporter, and would sue on the basis of restricting free speech, or was a terrorist, the crew of the Vork gave a halfhearted attempt to catch him. After several hours of appearing on various parts of the vessel at random, still naked and waving his blaster rifle, Skep disappeared for a good while. <a href="Pseudo Terrorist/Reporter Dies".... read more ....</a>