Peace breaks out with the Empire
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  • Posted On: Feb 7 2004 6:00am
In a startling turn of events, the Coalition signs a peace deal with the Empire at the Battle of Corellia. Our own Jimmy Limelight has the story. Jimmy?

Hello Ted, things are looking pretty bad for the Coalition from where I'm standing. Their negotiator was possibly blind, insane, or was told the objective of the game was to give away as much as possible. Reports indicate he was shoved into a vat of kool-aid and beaten with shrimping nets before being released on idiocy charges.

Wow Jimmy, that sure sounds important. Now back to me. The peace signing was agreed upon, AND the embarrasing information released that the whole war was due to really bad camera-ship.

Don't believe me? Look closely.

The reason the Coalition got angry and got all its' allies to attack TNO was because rather recently TNO had raided the Coalition, destroying multiple shipyards and capturing Kamino. The reason Kamino was taken was because the Empire only had incomplete reports about what happened at Kamino, and radicalist, murderous minorities who wanted power for themselves fooled the Empire into believing them.

Thus, if TNO's Cameramen were better trained, they would have gotten clearer pictures. With clearer pictures they would have seen what really happened at Kamino. If they had seen that then they would have not attacked the Coalition, and finally the Coalition would have not attacked back.

The reports are scant, but apparently the Coalition has signed over control of three planets, a quarter of the fleet, and half their ship-building facilities to the Empire, to aquire:

A lasting, understanding, and maybe even one day friendly peace with the Empire. Besides, we can hardly blame them for getting the wrong impression. They @#$! up in camera-work, we @#$! up in investigative media, we all make mistakes, and these were two big ones that we all hope will never be repeated.


Once again, this is Ted, GNN studios, over here.
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  • Posted On: Feb 10 2004 12:07am
From the Office of Jan Dondana.

"We are pleased to finally have peace with the Empire, and hope that this peace can last. As well, we hope that the Empire and the Outer-Rim Sovereignty can reach a lasting peace, so our galaxy can become a better place.

However, removed from the bruden of war, Galactic Coalition forces will be watching the actions of ALL governments. If anyone commits any crimes against any citizens, like quelling rebellions with lethal force, committing genocide, or threatening geoncide, we will be there, and will try to stop it.

As well, we will be putting together humanitarian packages, to help those in need, from natural disasters to military acts.

Finally, we will be clearing up the drebis surrounding our worlds, and, if The New Order allows us, from their worlds as well.

We hope that the galaxy can soon go back to peace.

EDIT: Ezcodes needed to be fixed.
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  • Posted On: Feb 10 2004 12:39am
"At last!" Exclaimed the Sith Lord as he finally was allowed to relieve his bladder.
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  • Posted On: Feb 10 2004 1:40am
It was funnier without the ce.
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  • Posted On: Feb 10 2004 2:23am
True, but it was a honest mistake(accidentaly tried to close italics when I should have closed bold)