Introducing! New from IDTech
  • Posted On: Dec 30 2002 4:08pm
IDTech has created a new line of Pleasure Droids. Introducing the first in the IX Series of Pleasure Droids, Mistress Jazmyn is available to satiate even the most insatiable of men across the galaxy.

Created to be perfect in every way, Mistress Jazmyn stands at a lithe 5'7", with thick tresses cascading down her slender back. Perfect for running fingers through! Sensuous curves give way to well-rounded ample breasts and a shapely backside to make even the hardest of personalities drool all over themselves.

Programming includes, but is not limited to:

Obeys every command.

Proper execution of exactly the correct things to say at the proper times.

Programmed in the arts of stimulation, massage, sexual pleasures, coddling and more!

The IX Series Pleasure Droids come pre-programmed with a variety of personalities to satisfy all different tastes. Making them the perfect partner, even if its only for one night.

IDTech has brochures available upon request.

For more information about these droids, visit IDTech
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Posts: 2788
  • Posted On: Dec 30 2002 7:48pm
Her hair... is green...


... Is it like that everywhere?
  • Posted On: Dec 31 2002 2:49am
I think we'll have to find out.
Posts: 2011
  • Posted On: Dec 31 2002 4:35am
By buying one.
Posts: 2788
  • Posted On: Dec 31 2002 6:37am
The Empire will take 3,000 or so. Heh heh. Two for every ship. Standard issue. LOL
Posts: 2915
  • Posted On: Dec 31 2002 6:58am
Type IX or Type I?

Cassandra Model or Jasmyn Model?
  • Posted On: Dec 31 2002 7:04am
If anyone buys a Cass-model, I'll slap you senceless.
Posts: 1087
  • Posted On: Dec 31 2002 7:06am
*buys a Cass model, just to be slapped senseless*
Posts: 2788
  • Posted On: Dec 31 2002 7:07am
*buys 1,500 of each*
  • Posted On: Dec 31 2002 7:09am
:: buys a cass model::
:)