<span style="font-size:large;">Farfalen Canadate Surprises All</span>

Lord Admiral Kyric Zen made a surprising gesture of peace today, when he gave away over thirty-million tomatoe and garlic pies on the Azguard homeworld of Azguard today. Also given away were pie of the apple kind, eggplant, pecan, pumpkin and many more.

Also on hand, for a small fee of a third of a galactic standard credit, were T-shirts with various pro-Kyric Zen slogans embroidered on them. Also available were readily made knives of various lengths and widths, all with the name Zen imprinted upon their steel and along the sheath. They were sold at a reasonable price.

Is this an election or a circus? What sort of ridiculously stupid person stages such a vapid and pointless political stunt? Maybe I'm being hard on Zen, but I'm sorry, when I heard there was going to be an election, I thought it would involve a group of persons of at least normal intelligence vying seriously for the right to guide an entire society, instead of a festival of varying stupidities.

That such an abysmally idiotic person as Kyric Zen is permitted to command anything more than a tricycle is a troubling and disturbing thought, indeed. I've yet to hear of so much as a single intelligent political statement from any of these so-called human 'candidates'.

Someone needs to sober them up to the reality that this is not the fucking class presidency campaign of a group of infants, before the image of humanity is sullied yet more before the varied species of this galaxy.

-Viryn Quell
Freelance Author