The ruffling of papers can be heard as suddenly the IDT GNN symbol flys across the screen, with fancy sound effects and background music

"Today IDTech has declared Economic Sanctions again Bob Haskins. Bob Haskins is a poor man, living on Dadoora. He has no influential friends or family, he lives a dreary life as a coal miner and in most likelyhood never heard of IDTech untill this point. Thats why we spent well over a million credits to send out this galaxy wide broadcast to let him know, your cut off man, weve got our eye on you..."

[i]Arakis grinned and the transmission cut

Self-important @#%$.

OOC: What is the point of Economic Sanctions against a single person, may I ask?

Self-imporant, narcissistic attention whoring.

Yep, that'd be it...

OOC: bout the length of it

One after the other the letters G, N then N flash across the screen followed by a streak of lightning. The letters zoom past again then fade to a solitary newscaster sitting at his post.

<font color=yellow>"Good evening and welcome to this late night edition of GNN: Update.I'm Bruce Walker, Tonights top story;


Coal Minor sanctioned by IDTech!

Earlier this morning Bob Haskins, a coal minor from Dodoora was placed under economic sanctions by IDTech. Further developments revealed he had been secretly dealing in illegal pleasure droid pornography to Jawa traders and just moments ago IDTech officials revealed thier disgust at the situation and vowed to take all action possible to stop this madman. Although no actual evidence has been found connecting Mr Haskins to the crime, there is no doubt in this reporter's mind that he is,in fact, guilty.


When questioned by our reporters earlier today, IDTech CEO, Hier Ratkus produced the following statement in reference to the sanctions;"

<font color=purple>"Who the hell is Bob??!! F**K Bob!!"

<font color=yellow>" There you have it, irrefutable evidence that Haskins is, guilty.

This has been Bruce Walker, for GNN late night Update, Good Night and may the force be with you.


<font color=red><marquee>Funded by IDTECH.All Rights Reserved</marquee>

OOC: In what right do you have the authority to use my news agency?

OOC: Jangger, switch the wording to say LCNN (Leviathan Corporate News Network) if you want.

Dumbest.

Thread.

Ever.