(except we all know WMC has been alive for around twenty days and don't have the shipyards to make a superweapon, and build mining craft)

(You have that giant board with a nail in it hidden in the back)

(forgot about that one)
*goes and tells the Jutraalians he made a mistake and has a giant board with a nail hidden in it*
*the Jutraalians bombard the city to find the board with the nail in it*
*Myn complains and says they coul have just come down with troopers and taken the board away*
*Emperor Fearsons comes and strangles the life out of him through the force*
*then takes over Winger Mining Corporation*
*everybody hates it, but is to afraid to rebel*

*IN the confusion, Steals the board. Uses board plans to construct a bigger, even more deadly board than before to crush all that oppose.*










*sigh*

(if only boards worked as superweapons)

*steals the board and palns back, plus the newest one*
*Makes many, many more and destroys every planet in the galaxy, before reveiling he is a Yuuzhan Vong, then turns the destroyed galaxy over to them*