A small message to the leaders of nations only
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  • Posted On: Nov 11 2002 1:37am
You may be at home, or on the toilet, or something like that, but if you lead any faction, you get a datapad, nothing special, just a screen and a button. should you press it, a humanoid, grey, with long erratic hair, rubbery skin, and no nose sits in front of a crest.

"I am Grand high Poobah of the Azguardian Galactic military" says the figure in broken Basic "If you are hearing then we whish you to know that our faction is not interested in warring with you, and we wish you to know that we are willing to make peace and trade with whoever whishes to. For the past year we have watched your hollos and how you war and bicker, and I want to make it clear, as we have just started our space explorations, that we want no part of them."

He then goes on to reinforce the point that what he wants is for his faction NOT to be brought to the attention of the public, and the only reason he is sending you this is so that you do not find them later and tell everyone. He also says to keep this away from VirginDestiny and Viryn Quell. He then thanks you and wans you about the thirty second self destruct mechanism.
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  • Posted On: Nov 11 2002 4:12pm
Ren sat in the executive lounge bathrooms wathcing the glowing screen of the little datapad he held in his hands.He gripped it rather tightly.



He was constipated.



The Azguardian on the screen was babbling on about some sort of new organisation in the galaxy.

Suddenly a selfdestruct mechanism flashed onto the screen,Ren thought quickly and shoved it up his ass.


<font size=5><font color=yellow>BOOooooooOOOOOMMM!!!!!

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At long last, Ren was no longer consipated.

His Jedi quest, could continue.
  • Posted On: Nov 11 2002 8:36pm
Constipation is bad.