Fade In, a woman in tight black outfit. Pan, office with a wood desk and a metal bookcase, a painting of indetirminate inspiration. Zoom, focus on woman. Add smile. Cue Audio.
Hello, my name is Angela Bishop. Over the past few days you've seen inumerable advertisements from one propogator to the next, and they all wish for you to buy into what they are selling. What most of these corporations usually lack is a decency and respect for the individual; to most, you are a one, or a zero. An "I will accept, I will sacrifice my self-respect to own the tripe you harp", or a non-commital. This is where the Bishop Organization is different.
Sure, we provide a buffer party to serve as a intermediary in tense diplomatic negotiations. And yes, we have a full-trained staff of debt consolidation and revenue lending professionals that can help you get back on your feet while keeping interest on repayments and service charges accued to a very low and certainly affordable level. Of course, we have experienced requistion reclaimers who can get you assets that you have forthcoming to you sooner and easier without the hassle of a long and expensive court process, reducing your stress and cost to get items returned to you. And like other corporations, we can offer you exclusive services, such as our highly billed and galaxy touted escort services, our materials and personal relocation servives, our rare and expensive minerals collection and bartering office, our evening enhancing pharmacutical suplement label, or our investment and risk allocation to profit margin office. But on top of all this, we offer you something no other coporation offers.
We offer you security.
Yes, some other corporations wish you lived a long time and are genuinely dissapointed when you die. After all, it's hard to bleed a tombstone. Our concern is not one of money but it is is instead directed at the proper people in your time of passing; the family. We will ensure the family is well looked after and financially supported after you go to a better place. Even though it's the long nap, the last great sleep, the long kiss goodnight, it's an easy rest for you knowing that the family you have spent so much of your life looking after has inherited our support and concern to help them in what are sure to be difficult times. You pay only a small amount, an amount that will compounded as you live and grow with galactic interest rates at the best credit services in the galaxy. When it comes time for you to get your affairs in order, you will find we have them already propared for you, paying off any debts you may have so they are not inherited to your family. We give you the peace of mind that when you are minerals in some flesh eating slugs belly, your family won't be breaking their backs to make sure they aren't going to be joining you.
But all kidding aside, our life and property insurance services will give anyone, regardless of political affiliation or income bracket, what is perhaps harder to find than the finest pleasure droid or the rarest yacht in the galaxy; genuine security for them, and the family. Thank you, I am Angela Bishop for the Bishop Organization.
No Audio. Cue smile, pan. Begin fade to black. Black. The preceeding was a payed advertisement from the Bishop Organization. All inquiries made to the station will be forwarded to the Bishop Organization. Resume scheduled programming.
Hello, my name is Angela Bishop. Over the past few days you've seen inumerable advertisements from one propogator to the next, and they all wish for you to buy into what they are selling. What most of these corporations usually lack is a decency and respect for the individual; to most, you are a one, or a zero. An "I will accept, I will sacrifice my self-respect to own the tripe you harp", or a non-commital. This is where the Bishop Organization is different.
Sure, we provide a buffer party to serve as a intermediary in tense diplomatic negotiations. And yes, we have a full-trained staff of debt consolidation and revenue lending professionals that can help you get back on your feet while keeping interest on repayments and service charges accued to a very low and certainly affordable level. Of course, we have experienced requistion reclaimers who can get you assets that you have forthcoming to you sooner and easier without the hassle of a long and expensive court process, reducing your stress and cost to get items returned to you. And like other corporations, we can offer you exclusive services, such as our highly billed and galaxy touted escort services, our materials and personal relocation servives, our rare and expensive minerals collection and bartering office, our evening enhancing pharmacutical suplement label, or our investment and risk allocation to profit margin office. But on top of all this, we offer you something no other coporation offers.
We offer you security.
Yes, some other corporations wish you lived a long time and are genuinely dissapointed when you die. After all, it's hard to bleed a tombstone. Our concern is not one of money but it is is instead directed at the proper people in your time of passing; the family. We will ensure the family is well looked after and financially supported after you go to a better place. Even though it's the long nap, the last great sleep, the long kiss goodnight, it's an easy rest for you knowing that the family you have spent so much of your life looking after has inherited our support and concern to help them in what are sure to be difficult times. You pay only a small amount, an amount that will compounded as you live and grow with galactic interest rates at the best credit services in the galaxy. When it comes time for you to get your affairs in order, you will find we have them already propared for you, paying off any debts you may have so they are not inherited to your family. We give you the peace of mind that when you are minerals in some flesh eating slugs belly, your family won't be breaking their backs to make sure they aren't going to be joining you.
But all kidding aside, our life and property insurance services will give anyone, regardless of political affiliation or income bracket, what is perhaps harder to find than the finest pleasure droid or the rarest yacht in the galaxy; genuine security for them, and the family. Thank you, I am Angela Bishop for the Bishop Organization.
No Audio. Cue smile, pan. Begin fade to black. Black. The preceeding was a payed advertisement from the Bishop Organization. All inquiries made to the station will be forwarded to the Bishop Organization. Resume scheduled programming.