Or maybe, they're secretly x-ray glasses...

Maybe hes Superman...

<_< >_>

Oh look! A villain! Let me just slip into this phone booth...

Maybe Zark spends so much money on glue that he can't afford corrective surgery.

The IC Zark, not the OOC one.

The OOC one buys crack.

He aint lying.

Wow... only you would admit it. Only you.

Only me, Ren, and Ahnk. Close though, milkshake.

Hmm... yes, i suppose your right.

*wipes the white powder from lips*

Me?

Crack Addict?

LIES!

WHITE POW(D)ER! WHITE POW(D)ER! WHITE POW(D)ER!