Beff I think so, I'm pretty sure. Keep in mind I wasn't here during that time. But I'm pretty sure I'm right.
Salutations
Oh thank god. My 2 1/2 page memo paper that I haven't started yet isn't due tomorrow at 8 AM (that's in 12 hours). Whew.
Come on, have a sense of humour. Take out multiple subscriptions to gay porno mags, and bill them to his address! Nothing like an innocent-looking brown paper envelope to keep him jumping... :D
Alright, but I don't know how far they'd go, Nigeria is pretty far away. But that would be awesome. Or direct some....oooh, anybody got one of those anthrax-infested letters from 2001 laying around somewhere? I could send him one of those.
An insane person doesn't know the meaning of the word "spam". They think it's something to eat.
And it's actually quite good. Mind you, I'd prefer some of the more modern processed meats, or simply a good roast out of the oven. Nothing like a freshly roasted ham or chicken to beat a can of Spam.
Roast with potatoes. We need potatoes.
Try a pot pourri roast. I can't think of the name of the roast I'm trying to remember, so I use pot pourri instead. Roasted on a rack over scented candles. Yummy.
Interesting. I've never had something made that way. Wouldn't the candles melt, though? Or is that the point?
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