Ya, ya? Come on, where's your competitive spirit? Or your need for boredom relievement? I know it's in there somewhere!

I promise I will get Beff to delete every page of spam if you try.

Just because of that, I'm tempted to lock and close this thread...

No!!! LET'S DO IT!!!

Hey, so long as it isn't spam, it would be fine. I'm trying to put actual worthwhile comments into my posts so that it isn't spam. Think of something that's worth reading (or at least worth ignoring). But, no, I'm not going to break out into "This is the thread that never ends." or anything.

Just reiterate yourself time and time again?

Surely not spam if you are sufficiently verbose in your approach, yes?

My buttons are big and red, and they go off with a hair trigger.

Well, no. Not repeating myself with new wording. And not singing a terrible rewriting of the Lamb Chop closing song (although that was funny to imagine).

I actually do have something to talk about. My personal email account got hacked about a week and a half ago, along with my ebay account, by the same guy. So he was using it to buy things, and then try to send them to himself. I got back into my account, both of them, and ebay was kind enough to wipe my slate clean, understanding the situation. But what I found on my email was hilarious. The guy had given his mailing address in emails that he sent, so I sent it off to the Gmail team. I hope he gets a good shock someday if a lawyer shows up at his door with a lawsuit. *snickers*

Zell... are you absolutely certain that I am mistaken?

I am ever more a paranoid believer. Ever more.

Ahh, poor Beff. Such warranted paranoia... :P Can't you give us trying-not-to-be-spammers a break?

No! You're turning me in to one.

Egads.