Note: The following is a takeover of New Sessalia (Altel II) and Altel for the Commonwealth, both are planets in the same system as Ohalla.
The Dead Pirate Roberts
The Super Star Destroyer Corsair's Sword sailed through hyperspace along an unknown trade route that had been established by pirates for pirates. The ships destination was a relatively unknown region where things had been happening recently and the potential for garnering a good amount of salvage or other things was high.
Captain Lax Klavex was the man in charge, though he was currently sprawled out in the Captain's seat asleep with an empty rum bottle in his hand. His mouth hung open and he snored heavily. The rest of the crew seemed to give him a wide berth as well. Apparently he had really bad breath.
It was still a mystery to his crew as to how he had managed to take an Imperial vehicle such as this one right out from under their noses. Though, it wasn't a mystery to him as he knew exactly how he had done it.
Needless to say he had been good friends with one of the Imperial Moff's back in the day. In so being he had earned the mans trust, becoming like the brother that this man had never had. With that trust secured, Lax had promptly stabbed the man in the back as any good pirate would do. Of course, he hadn't exactly stabbed the man. Lax was more partial to a whip.
His sleep, however, wasn't to be left alone as something appeared to be going on down in the hanger. Apparently someone was trying to steal the booty that was already onboard and they really couldn't be having that. So one of the crew thought it best to wake him, tapping him on the shoulder and telling him to wake.
Lax jerked awake, his arms flying upwards and the empty rum bottle smashing the crewman right in the head. The man promptly crumpled to the floor as Lax jumped up and looked about.
"Who be wakin' me from my sleep?"
He glanced around as if expecting a fight for a moment before looking downwards and taking note of the situation.
"What happened to my bottle of rum?"
Apparently, the crumpled pirate was going unnoticed, and Lax tried to walk away. The body of the pirate tripped him though, and he did a faceplant on the hard metal floor.
"Bloody hell! Where in the world did he come from?"
Nobody wanted to speak or move apparently as Lax righted himself and stepped away from the man for a moment. Pointing to a couple of men, he pointed to the crewman and motioned for them to take him off to the infirmary. In the meantime, he tossed what was left of the rum bottle behind his back and looked at his first mate.
"Shwimmer! What be the ruckus that rose me from my sleep?"
"Err... well, you see, Captain... Someone broke into the vault and the men captured him down in the hangar..."
"Me booty!!!"
And off Lax shot away from the bridge, careening down the halls past a bunch of pirates before making his way to the turblift. Mashing the buttons, he climbed aboard and shot down to his destination before running through the halls once more. It should be noted that he was quite fast when he wanted to be.
There were a myriad of reasons for him to be fast. Number one: Someone was trying to steal his ship. Number two: Someone was trying to steal his treasure. Number three: Someone stole or tampered with his rum. Number four: Someone was messing with his lady friend. Number five: Someone had brought a Rancor onboard... which he promptly ran from.
Arriving in the main hanger, he careened through the gathered people and ran right by his target. Skidding to a halt, he ran back and stopped. The man that was being held looked as if he'd already been beaten a few times as it was. He was a scraggly fellow with an evil eye.
"Aha! I knew it would be you, Artemis! Men! Take him to the brig!"
As the men walked off, one of the pirates walked up to Lax and looked at him questioningly for a moment before speaking.
"Captain.. ain't ya gonna whip him or nothing."
"Whip Artemis? Nah..."
"Well shoot me in the knee and call me Tom!" the man exclaimed, apparently this treatment wasn't normal.
Lax was happy to oblige the man and pulled his blaster from its holster. Aiming it at the mans knee, he fired a shot and then reholstered the weapon. The pirate promptly crumpled to the floor screaming.
"Happy to oblige, Tom."
With that he walked off towards the corridors again, and unsatiable hunger taking over his body as he did so. He left "Tom" to learn his lesson even though Lax hadn't meant for there to be one:
Never exclaim something about physical harm in front of a drunk pirate. He's liable to oblige you.
The Dead Pirate Roberts
I am a pirate,
And I have a big ship.
Ask me how I got it,
And I'll say I used my whip.
And I have a big ship.
Ask me how I got it,
And I'll say I used my whip.
-An excerpt from the journal of Lax Klavex
The Super Star Destroyer Corsair's Sword sailed through hyperspace along an unknown trade route that had been established by pirates for pirates. The ships destination was a relatively unknown region where things had been happening recently and the potential for garnering a good amount of salvage or other things was high.
Captain Lax Klavex was the man in charge, though he was currently sprawled out in the Captain's seat asleep with an empty rum bottle in his hand. His mouth hung open and he snored heavily. The rest of the crew seemed to give him a wide berth as well. Apparently he had really bad breath.
It was still a mystery to his crew as to how he had managed to take an Imperial vehicle such as this one right out from under their noses. Though, it wasn't a mystery to him as he knew exactly how he had done it.
Needless to say he had been good friends with one of the Imperial Moff's back in the day. In so being he had earned the mans trust, becoming like the brother that this man had never had. With that trust secured, Lax had promptly stabbed the man in the back as any good pirate would do. Of course, he hadn't exactly stabbed the man. Lax was more partial to a whip.
His sleep, however, wasn't to be left alone as something appeared to be going on down in the hanger. Apparently someone was trying to steal the booty that was already onboard and they really couldn't be having that. So one of the crew thought it best to wake him, tapping him on the shoulder and telling him to wake.
Lax jerked awake, his arms flying upwards and the empty rum bottle smashing the crewman right in the head. The man promptly crumpled to the floor as Lax jumped up and looked about.
"Who be wakin' me from my sleep?"
He glanced around as if expecting a fight for a moment before looking downwards and taking note of the situation.
"What happened to my bottle of rum?"
Apparently, the crumpled pirate was going unnoticed, and Lax tried to walk away. The body of the pirate tripped him though, and he did a faceplant on the hard metal floor.
"Bloody hell! Where in the world did he come from?"
Nobody wanted to speak or move apparently as Lax righted himself and stepped away from the man for a moment. Pointing to a couple of men, he pointed to the crewman and motioned for them to take him off to the infirmary. In the meantime, he tossed what was left of the rum bottle behind his back and looked at his first mate.
"Shwimmer! What be the ruckus that rose me from my sleep?"
"Err... well, you see, Captain... Someone broke into the vault and the men captured him down in the hangar..."
"Me booty!!!"
And off Lax shot away from the bridge, careening down the halls past a bunch of pirates before making his way to the turblift. Mashing the buttons, he climbed aboard and shot down to his destination before running through the halls once more. It should be noted that he was quite fast when he wanted to be.
There were a myriad of reasons for him to be fast. Number one: Someone was trying to steal his ship. Number two: Someone was trying to steal his treasure. Number three: Someone stole or tampered with his rum. Number four: Someone was messing with his lady friend. Number five: Someone had brought a Rancor onboard... which he promptly ran from.
Arriving in the main hanger, he careened through the gathered people and ran right by his target. Skidding to a halt, he ran back and stopped. The man that was being held looked as if he'd already been beaten a few times as it was. He was a scraggly fellow with an evil eye.
"Aha! I knew it would be you, Artemis! Men! Take him to the brig!"
As the men walked off, one of the pirates walked up to Lax and looked at him questioningly for a moment before speaking.
"Captain.. ain't ya gonna whip him or nothing."
"Whip Artemis? Nah..."
"Well shoot me in the knee and call me Tom!" the man exclaimed, apparently this treatment wasn't normal.
Lax was happy to oblige the man and pulled his blaster from its holster. Aiming it at the mans knee, he fired a shot and then reholstered the weapon. The pirate promptly crumpled to the floor screaming.
"Happy to oblige, Tom."
With that he walked off towards the corridors again, and unsatiable hunger taking over his body as he did so. He left "Tom" to learn his lesson even though Lax hadn't meant for there to be one:
Never exclaim something about physical harm in front of a drunk pirate. He's liable to oblige you.