...and says, "OW!"

I hear Beff is magical. He was driving along a two-lane highway and turned into a field.

*hopes that bar isn't in Seattle*

I hear the toadstools had a party. But they didn't invite Beff because he's too much of a fungi.

I heard Beff walked down the street with an erection.

Sadly there were no survivors.

I heard Beff walked down the street with an erection.

Nobody noticed.

*giggles*