The guy is clearly evil. I mean, just look at him.

http://www.hillnews.com/photos/061003/miller%20zell%206%2028%2001.jpg

Doesn't he look like a creepy, angry old man?

Doesn't he look familar?

http://religion.rutgers.edu/jseminar/images/emperor.jpg

Eh? EH?

The last sign we needed; the Republican Party IS the Evil Empire of Politics.

I suppose you could make that assumption. Makes some sense, if you took Bush, made him Darth Vader, and if you took Clinton, Monica, and Al Gore and made them Han Solo, Leia Organa, and Luke Skywalker.

And I suppose you could also make the U.S. the Empire, and the Terroists the Alliance.

Clinton's a little on the fat and slimy side to be Han Solo. And ugh, Monica as OS, I don't think I can ever have sex with OS again. Thank you Kraken. Now my surname dies with me.

And is that really such a bad thing?

I liked his speech, it was fiery.

Of course, he does make you want to turn of the picture and listen to him on the radio or something.

You know, I was just thinking the other day; the governor of California looks an awful like the terminator. Can we really trust a fellow who looks just like someone who comes from the future, and starts blowing stuff up?

Hey! He protected that boy.

After he tried blowing away his mother. Killer.

But he saved the hot chick in the third one.