Sam's such a hot nerd.

Starwars is also for Goths, Geeks, and Second-in-Command Populars.

Why Vance, I had no idea you felt this way...

*backs away*

Sam, just because I'm looming all stalker like behind you, that's no reason to go backing into me. Even predators don't like to be bumped, you know.

Hot nerds are good, but you gotta be careful 'cause candy will melt at the right temperature. I melt my nerds into a single clump, then have at it.

Oh, you mean as in the little candy called 'nerds', right? The one that comes in different flavours? I don't think they'd melt well.

I'll be whatever I wanna do!

We are not nerds. We are those whose greatness society has not chosen to acknolwedge yet. For example - I shall soon return to conquer all of the known world. I actually already have - I am simply waiting for all to recognize and legitimize my claim.

I must have missed that memo...

Sam, babe, you've missed alot of shit. But that's okay, I'm a 40 watt bulb in a 100 watt socket.

WTF does that mean?

I happen to be a prep, thank you very much.

Although I do make it a habit of travelling freely through the caste system.