I've found a great site for downloading WWE Themes, both current and old themes. If anyone is interested, PM me and I'll send them the link for the site. This is where I first heard the theme for Evolution, and I instantly became addicted.

Since this is supportive of copyright violation, I'll advise that no one PM him and say that neither the staff nor our host supports the illegal ripping and sharing of copyrighted material.

Think they'll buy it?

Wince is really cracking down on the old copyright infringement recently, especially with those fantasy e-feds.

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Yeah. See, I have no desire to listen to the music they play while big sweaty men throw themselves at each other in a preplanned "game" that, if they weren't quite so ugly, would resemble a twisted version of ballet.

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Yeah. See, I have no desire to listen to the music they play while big sweaty men throw themselves at each other in a preplanned "game" that, if they weren't quite so ugly, would resemble a twisted version of ballet.

Accually, most of the matches are not scripted, preplanned as you called it, they are just controlled. For example, they have signals in the ring to tell the oppenent what type of slam he is about to do, this is only so the oppenent can prepare for the certain type of landing to minimize serious injury. As far as not hurting, it hurts like a mutha.

Albeit, there are rare occasions that they do script a match for purposes of storyline or promotional business opportunities.

And before you say it is all fake, the chairs are real. But, most of the time the chair doesn't cut them, they barely cut themselves with a razor when no one is looking. This is only to appease the crowd. But trust me, guys do get cut open for real. More than you think, they do have old school hardcore, cage, barbwire.. yes barbwire (very rare to see one), and hell in the cell matches every once in a while.

Well, there is my 2 cents anyways..

The chair shots are ridiculously fake.

Pretty much everything in mainstream, the pay per views, is pretty fake. If you watch guys like Samoa Joe or Doug Williams, THAT is wrestling. The WWE is more like dancing, compartively.

How do you fake metal striking someone's skull? Before you say they're aluminum, the commentators, annoucers, emts, ect sit on those things. some of those guys are big, how can an aluminum chair hold them up?

I seriously have yet to figure out how they fake metal folding around your skull at high speeds. They do get hit, it's not like they pull the chair back 6 inches from thier face.

Although, I do have to agree. The WWE, well the WWF is not what it used to be. I belive there is only... 7 people in the whole WWE that can wrestle for real.

The chairs hit their hands. The only one who takes chairs with his head is Mick Foley, and he has considerable memory loss as a result.

Certain angles/storylines in the WWE demand almost full contact, in fact Kurt Angle reaggrivated his neck injury in a bout with brock lesner after getting whacked full foce on the noggin with a chair.